Blackmail Jokes
25 blackmail jokes and hilarious blackmail puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blackmail that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Blackmail Short Jokes
Short blackmail jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blackmail humour may include short ransom jokes also.
- Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize and we stay at War for 2 terms... Trump pulls troops out... world thinks he was blackmailed.
Is this really the world we live in now? - An old lady once asked me what's the quickest way to get high The next thing I knew I was being blackmailed with pictures of me riding a ferris wheel with an old lady
- If blackmail is the action, demanding money from a person in return for not revealing compromising or injurious information about that person. What is whitemail? Privilege
- What did the SJW say to the person who had just been blackmailed? What did the SJW say to the person who had just been blackmailed?
At least you didn't get white maled. - I don't know what you guys think about Michael Jackson... and these blackmail allegations but I'm pretty sure he used to be one.
- Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
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Blackmail One Liners
Which blackmail one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blackmail? I can suggest the ones about harassment and bribe.
- What's a black mailman called? A blackmailer.
I'll show myself out :(. - You know the best thing about white male privilege? Blackmail privilege.
- What do African Postmen deliver? Blackmail.
- African American Letters. They are all blackmail.
- How do you blackmail a Christian blond? Threaten to tell Jesus everything
- What's the opposite of blackmail? White female
- What do you call an African postcard? Blackmail
- What kind of ex doesn't bad mouth, blackmail, or extort a man? Triple ex dot com
- Why was Tyrone arrested? Blackmail.
- Why is blackmail called blackmail? Because it isn't fair.
- If the interview was released that means that the hackers never had blackmail on Sony
- Why did the man divorce his wife? She was caught doing blackmail
- Why don't you see black envelopes in the mail? Because blackmail is i**....
- Why are envelopes and papers white? Because blackmail is i**....
Cheerful Fun Blackmail Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about blackmail you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bullying jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blackmail pranks.
The police finally catch a notorious criminal,
so the chief himself decides to interrogate him.
Chief: "Let me see here, you have quite the backstory. Theft, forgery, burglary, forgery, blackmail, theft, forgery, forgery, forgery, the list goes on and on. What do you have to say for yourself?"
Criminal: "Well, it took me a while to figure out my area of expertise."
A boy is told by a classmate that every adult has at least one big secret
A boy is told by a classmate that every adult has at least one big secret and that it is easy to blackmail them by saying: I know the whole truth.
When the boy comes home he decides to test this, so he goes to his mother and says: I know the whole truth.
The mother gives him $20 and says: Take this and go just don't tell your father anything.
Next, the boy goes to his father and says: I know the whole truth.
The father gives his son $40 and says: Take this and go just don't tell your mother anything.
The next day on the way to school the boy sees the mailman and says to him: I know the whole truth.
The mailman responds: Then come give your daddy a big hug!
Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?
A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.
