Amusing Blackjack Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
I've just opened a casino for dogs where they can play roulette, poker blackjack etc...
They'll have to go outside for craps though.
BlackJack
Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Cuz Jack just stole that candlestick
A Blackjack dealer is arrested for p**......
He will hit on anything 16 and under.
My blackjack game is a lot like my s**... life.
I always hit on 16.
Why are Blackjack players like paedophiles?
They aim for 21 but hit on anything below 12
Girl's are like blackjack
I'm always hoping for 21 but I keep hitting on 14.
Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?
Because they can only count to 3.
My dad is a blackjack dealer.
He hit me until I was 21.
We should really use the blackjack scale to rate women.
For example:
"Every girl here is ugly"
"Well, what about her? "
"Eh, she's like a 15 or 16. Not sure if I'd hit it"
Blackjack is just like my love life
I always hit on 15
She was a 15 in blackjack...
Meaning not sure if you should hit it or not
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You know why I love blackjack?
because I can hit on 13
s**... is like the opposite of blackjack.
You don't hit when it's under 17.
Marriage is like blackjack
Marriage is like blackjack. You can either hit or stay, but you can't do both
What's the Irishs favorite blackjack option?
Dublin down.
Why do women make terrible blackjack players?
Because nobody can hit them.
How does a blackjack dealer sneak about?
He shuffles a round.
A blackjack dealer left his wife behind at their marriage counseling appointment...
he just couldn't deal with it anymore
How much did the vet gamble at the blackjack table?
He put down a pony.
A 17 in blackjack is like a mother in law
Sometimes you want to hit it, but it's probably smarter not to.
What do Dating & Blackjack Have In Common?
I always hit on a soft twelve.
Kevin Spacey really was the perfect casting choice for that blackjack movie
Since he seems to like to hit on 14
Why was Kevin Spacey so good at Blackjack?
He knew to hit on everything under 17
Kevin Spacey is trying to get a new position in Vegas,...
Blackjack Dealer
Because they hit on anything under 17.
Hear about the man who needed to use his fingers and toes to count to 20?
He was thrown out of the casino when he pulled his pants down while playing blackjack
TIL that after starring in 21 Kevin Spacey tried to play Blackjack professionally and lost all of his money.
Kept hitting on 17.
I play women like I play Blackjack
I know I should be aiming for 21 but I always end up hitting on 14.
I took my masochistic girlfriend to the casino, but she lost all my money.
She kept screaming Hit me! at the blackjack table.
Did you hear about the fish that played blackjack?
The smelt. It dealt it.
Why was the farmer so worried when his cows started smoking w**... and bet his whole farm playing blackjack?
Because the steaks are high!
I called the Blackjack helpline.
A voice answered and said, "You got the wrong number."
I lost my friends after a heated game of Blackjack.
In hindsight, improvising with a Tarot deck was probably a bad idea.
Dating is a lot like blackjack...
I'm trying to get 21, but I'm always hitting on 14.
Women are like blackjack...
I'm trying for 21, but I keep hitting 14.
Why does the man always hit on 16 when he plays Blackjack?
'Cause he knows 15 will get him 20.
I once got arrested for playing blackjack on a construction crane
Apparently the police doesn't like high-jacking
Why wouldn't R. Kelly make a good blackjack dealer?
He hits on 17
Girls are like blackjack
I'm always shooting for 21 but end up hitting on 16
My first day at the casino I was late for work, my boss yelled at me, and they put me at a Blackjack table with no cards.
I looked at all the players and said "I can't deal with this. "
I didn't realize I was addicted to blackjack...
Until I turned 21.
Why can't Kevin Spacey win at blackjack (despite his role in "21")?
He keeps hitting on 17.
While playing blackjack at my local casino, the pit boss came up to me and asked what the count was.
I replied "he's a purple Muppet with pointy teeth, but that's not important right now."
