The Best 41 Blackjack Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Blackjack jokes. There are some blackjack scrabble jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these blackjack bingo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Blackjack Jokes and Puns

I've just opened a casino for dogs where they can play roulette, poker blackjack etc...

They'll have to go outside for craps though.

Why are pedophiles terrible Blackjack players?

They don't hit on anything over 14.


Jack be nimble

Jack be quick

Cuz Jack just stole that candlestick

Blackjack joke, BlackJack

A Blackjack dealer is arrested for pedophilia...

He will hit on anything 16 and under.

My blackjack game is a lot like my sex life.

I always hit on 16.

Why are Blackjack players like paedophiles?

They aim for 21 but hit on anything below 12

Girl's are like blackjack

I'm always hoping for 21 but I keep hitting on 14.

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Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

My dad is a blackjack dealer.

He hit me until I was 21.

We should really use the blackjack scale to rate women.

For example:

"Every girl here is ugly"

"Well, what about her? "

"Eh, she's like a 15 or 16. Not sure if I'd hit it"

Blackjack is just like my love life

I always hit on 15

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She was a 15 in blackjack...

Meaning not sure if you should hit it or not

You know why I love blackjack?

because I can hit on 13

Sex is like the opposite of blackjack.

You don't hit when it's under 17.

Marriage is like blackjack

Marriage is like blackjack. You can either hit or stay, but you can't do both

What's the Irishs favorite blackjack option?

Dublin down.

Blackjack joke, What's the Irishs favorite blackjack option?

Why do women make terrible blackjack players?

Because nobody can hit them.

How does a blackjack dealer sneak about?

He shuffles a round.

A blackjack dealer left his wife behind at their marriage counseling appointment...

he just couldn't deal with it anymore

How much did the vet gamble at the blackjack table?

He put down a pony.

A 17 in blackjack is like a mother in law

Sometimes you want to hit it, but it's probably smarter not to.

What do Dating & Blackjack Have In Common?

I always hit on a soft twelve.

Kevin Spacey really was the perfect casting choice for that blackjack movie

Since he seems to like to hit on 14

Why was Kevin Spacey so good at Blackjack?

He knew to hit on everything under 17

Kevin Spacey is trying to get a new position in Vegas,...

Blackjack Dealer

Because they hit on anything under 17.

Hear about the man who needed to use his fingers and toes to count to 20?

He was thrown out of the casino when he pulled his pants down while playing blackjack

TIL that after starring in 21 Kevin Spacey tried to play Blackjack professionally and lost all of his money.

Kept hitting on 17.

I play women like I play Blackjack

I know I should be aiming for 21 but I always end up hitting on 14.

I took my masochistic girlfriend to the casino, but she lost all my money.

She kept screaming Hit me! at the blackjack table.

Did you hear about the fish that played blackjack?

The smelt. It dealt it.

Why was the farmer so worried when his cows started smoking weed and bet his whole farm playing blackjack?

Because the steaks are high!

I called the Blackjack helpline.

A voice answered and said, "You got the wrong number."

A pedophiles love life is similar to how I play blackjack

I always hit on 16

I lost my friends after a heated game of Blackjack.

In hindsight, improvising with a Tarot deck was probably a bad idea.

Dating is a lot like blackjack...

I'm trying to get 21, but I'm always hitting on 14.

Did you hear about the pedophile blackjack dealer?

He only hits on 16 and under

Women are like blackjack...

I'm trying for 21, but I keep hitting 14.

Why does the man always hit on 16 when he plays Blackjack?

'Cause he knows 15 will get him 20.

I once got arrested for playing blackjack on a construction crane

Apparently the police doesn't like high-jacking

Why wouldn't R. Kelly make a good blackjack dealer?

He hits on 17

Girls are like blackjack

I'm always shooting for 21 but end up hitting on 16

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