Blackjack Dealer Jokes
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Blackjack Dealer
Because they hit on anything under 17.
My dad is a blackjack dealer.
He hit me until I was 21.
A Blackjack dealer is arrested for p**......
He will hit on anything 16 and under.
How does a blackjack dealer sneak about?
He shuffles a round.
Why wouldn't R. Kelly make a good blackjack dealer?
He hits on 17
A blackjack dealer left his wife behind at their marriage counseling appointment...
he just couldn't deal with it anymore
What did the card dealer say to the table of 16 year old girls? Blackjack is just like my s**.
.. life, I always hit on 16.
There's this shopkeeper named John...
His business is doing beautifully. One day, a heavenly voice calls out to him, "John, sell your shop."
He says, "What?"
"John. Sell your shop."
John, not going to question a heavenly voice calling out to him, does so for several hundred thousand dollars. Then, "John, go to Vegas."
John has no idea what this is leading to but goes to a casino in Vegas anyway. "Go to a Blackjack table." Ok. He goes to the nearest Blackjack table. "Put all of the shop's money on this next hand." John, confident in the voice, puts down all of his money in this next hand.
John is dealt a 19 with the dealer showing a 6. It looks good for John. Then, "Take a hit, John."
"But-"
"Take a hit, John."
John hits. An ace turns up. 20. John's going to win. "Take another hit."
John gets really nervous. "Take another hit." John takes the hit. He can't even bare to watch. The card comes down. He opens his eyes. 21.
The voice exclaims,"Un-f**...-believable!"
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