Blacken Jokes

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Bad taste

"If you'd had a tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it," I said to Oscar Pistorius, laughing.
Then I realised that was in bad taste. Why would he have a tin of shoe polish?

The nation's fire fighters have adopted a new slogan...

"Blackened Lives Matter".

A man walks into a bar

The bartender looks at him and says "Jim! You have two black eyes!"
"Yup," says Jim.
"What happened?" asked the bartender.
"Well, you see I was at the church picnic. I was in line behind Mrs. Dunmore, and I happened to see that her skirt was wedged up into her buttcrack. Being a gentleman I pulled it out for her. She turned and punched me in the face!" says Jim.
"Ah, unfortunate," says the bartender. "But how'd the other one get blackened?"
"Well," said Jim. "I figured she liked her dress up in her buttcrack, so I tucked it back for her."

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