Blackboard Jokes
22 blackboard jokes and hilarious blackboard puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blackboard that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Blackboard Short Jokes
Short blackboard jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blackboard humour may include short white board jokes also.
- These days you can't even say "blackboard" anymore. The politically correct term is: "Jamal, get on my ship."
- Did you hear about the math teacher... ...who used a ladder to solve a calculus problem written at the very top of his blackboard?
He really rose to the equation. - I may have witnessed the exact moment my high school became racist. It's when they changed all the blackboards into whiteboards. There's no way they could just chalk it up.
- Why did the blackboard sue the dry erase marker? Because the dry erase marker would only work with the whiteboard.
- While there's a motherboard, why isn't there a fatherboard? Well I don't know, but I do know my professor recently installed a new blackboard, hopefully he'll use that to explain the answer.
- Diagram in book was not clear.. So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
"Don't look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!" - What's a blackboard during math class got in common with Taylor Swift lyrics? Both are littered with x-es
- How can you tell an old pole dancer? When she slides down the pole, it's like nails on a blackboard.
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Blackboard One Liners
Which blackboard one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blackboard? I can suggest the ones about whiteboards and letter board.
- What gets whiter as it gets dirtier? A blackboard.
- How to blackboards communicate? They chalk to each other
- What do you call a pirate that goes to community college? Captain Blackboard
- Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards? Because black boards matter.
- What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean? A blackboard!
- The NAACP was furious When blackboards were phased out by whiteboards
- What's a teachers favorite opening Beatles lyric? BlackBoard singing in the dead of night
Great Blackboard Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about blackboard you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean billboard jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blackboard pranks.
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.
When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''
''Darned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
A member of the family in a London medical college was appointed an honorary physician to the king.
He proudly wrote a notice on the blackboard in his class-room room : " Professor Jennings informs his students that he has been appointed honorary physician to His Majesty, King George."
When he returned to the class-room in the afternoon he found written below his notice this line :
" God save the King."
A teacher teaches class on drug a**...
He walks into the classroom, draws a big circle and a small circle on the blackboard and asks: What are these?
As nobody answers, he says: The big circle is your eye pupil, when you're clean, and the small circle is your eye pupil, when you're high! If the police see this, they put you in jail…
Then he proceeds to draw a small circle and a big circle and asks: What are these? . Nobody answers…
He points to the small circle and says: This is your a**..., before you go to jail….
The teacher asks everyone in the class to demonstrate something exciting.
When Little Johnny's turn came, he walked to the blackboard and drew a small dot.
"What's that?" the teacher asked, puzzled. "It's a period." – "Well, I see that, but what's exciting about a period?" –
"Darned if I know, but this morning my sister said she missed one… Dad had a heart attack, mom fainted, and the guy next door shot himself."
A university president was complaining to the dean of engineering about his department's expenses...
"Why can't you be more like the math department? The only equipment they need is a blackboard and an eraser. Or better yet, like the philosophy department! They don't even need the eraser."
Repost from 3001: The Final Odyssey.
