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Blackbeard the pirate sends his son BB Junior to kindergarten

As its the first day, the teachers want to gauge how smart each child is.
"who can sing the Alphabet" enquires the teacher
'Y'arrrr I can" says BB Junior
"Ok BB, go ahead" the teacher encourages
BB stands up full of confidence
"A B C C C C C C C D E F..."
"Stop" the teacher interrupts "thats not right BB there is only one C"
BB looks at her as if she's an idiot
"WRONG" he retorts "THERE ARE *SEVEN C's*"

Did you hear about the guy who thought he found Blackbeards treasure hoard?

He was really disappointed when he found out it was all fools good.
Turned out, he discovered the pyrites of the Caribbean!

What did the crew do when Blackbeard died?

Switched on the auto-pirate.

What did Blackbeard say to the girl who was dressed as a s**... pirate for Halloween?

"Land h**...!"

What do you call Blackbeard's lullabies?

ASM-Arr!

Blackbeard goes into a bank...

Blackbeard goes into a bank looking to secure a loan for a new ship. The banker nods and says
"Yes everything is in order. You'll be gettin' the standard 3.14% interest rate."
Blackbeard raises an eyebrow at that.
"The standard rate? What's that mean?"
"3.14%. You know...the Pi Rate."

I don't think people realize how terrible Blackbeard was...

The correct term is African Americanbeard

Captain Blackbeard's new recruits

Three men are new recruits on captain Blackbeard's ship. They each get to ask 1 question before they start work. The first two ask about sleeping arrangements and food, only to have captain Blackbeard yell back at them out of frustration. The third man asks "Why is the steering wheel attached to your pants?"
"Argh, it drives me nuts!"

A visibly upset pirate walks into a bar...

He goes to the counter and angrily orders a bottle of r**.... As the bartender hands it to him, he says, "I couldn't help but notice your problem there, Blackbeard. Is it that captain's wheel stuck on your c**...?"
Glaring, the pirate grabs the bottle and takes a long drink from it. "Yarr," he replies as he finishes. "It's drivin' me nuts."

Some inmates claimed Blackbeard was best...

but I don't believe in cons' piracy theories.

Blackbeard joke, Some inmates claimed Blackbeard was best...


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