The Best 11 Blackbeard Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Blackbeard jokes. There are some blackbeard matey jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these blackbeard arr puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Blackbeard Jokes and Puns

Blackbeard the pirate sends his son BB Junior to kindergarten

As its the first day, the teachers want to gauge how smart each child is.

"who can sing the Alphabet" enquires the teacher

'Y'arrrr I can" says BB Junior

"Ok BB, go ahead" the teacher encourages

BB stands up full of confidence
"A B C C C C C C C D E F..."

"Stop" the teacher interrupts "thats not right BB there is only one C"

BB looks at her as if she's an idiot

"WRONG" he retorts "THERE ARE *SEVEN C's*"

What did the crew do when Blackbeard died?

Switched on the auto-pirate.

What did Blackbeard say to the girl who was dressed as a sexy pirate for Halloween?

"Land Hoe!"

Blackbeard joke, What did Blackbeard say to the girl who was dressed as a sexy pirate for Halloween?

I don't think people realize how terrible Blackbeard was...

The correct term is African Americanbeard

Blackbeard goes into a bank...

Blackbeard goes into a bank looking to secure a loan for a new ship. The banker nods and says

"Yes everything is in order. You'll be gettin' the standard 3.14% interest rate."

Blackbeard raises an eyebrow at that.

"The standard rate? What's that mean?"

"3.14%. You know...the Pi Rate."


Captain Blackbeard's new recruits

Three men are new recruits on captain Blackbeard's ship. They each get to ask 1 question before they start work. The first two ask about sleeping arrangements and food, only to have captain Blackbeard yell back at them out of frustration. The third man asks "Why is the steering wheel attached to your pants?"

"Argh, it drives me nuts!"

A visibly upset pirate walks into a bar...

He goes to the counter and angrily orders a bottle of rum. As the bartender hands it to him, he says, "I couldn't help but notice your problem there, Blackbeard. Is it that captain's wheel stuck on your crotch?"

Glaring, the pirate grabs the bottle and takes a long drink from it. "Yarr," he replies as he finishes. "It's drivin' me nuts."

Blackbeard joke, A visibly upset pirate walks into a bar...

Some inmates claimed Blackbeard was best...

but I don't believe in cons' piracy theories.

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

What's a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Blackbeard you've been selected as the pirate of the year and have won a two week Caribbean cruise!

Blackbeard has taken interest in coding.

He wants to learn sea++

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