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What are the best black people puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Black people? Well here is a complete list of the top black people jokes:

Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.

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Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet?
A: None, that's a nigger's job.

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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.

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What do you call a barn full of dead niggers?
Out dated farm equipment.

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Q: Where does a black jew go?
A: The back of the oven.

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Q: What does a black person have that is white?
A: His owner!

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I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.

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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.

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Q: What do you call a barn of black people?
A: Out of date farming tools.

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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'?
- Because black people have no rights..

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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.


The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.

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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway?
He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.

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Q: What do you call an African American documentary?
A: Planet of the Apes.

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Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common?
A: Black are bigger than white.

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Q: What do you call a cremated black person?
A: 100% cocoa powder.

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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.

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Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby?
It's annoying when it comes out black.

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What really separates black people from society?
Prison.

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What does a black person and Batman have in common?
They both can't leave home without Robbin.

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People can be so easy to read.
Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed.
Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.

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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.

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Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!

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There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
The Cop

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Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer?
A: They never get old.

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How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.

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Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car?
A: The cops.

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Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!"
"I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!"
Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...

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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.


I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers?
In trouble.


What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers?
Prison Warden.

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Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool?
A: Coco puffs.


Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool?
A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!

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What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime?
Nightfall.

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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?

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Q: What do you call a black man on the internet?
A: The dark web.

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Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree.


He's been hanging there for quite a while.

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You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.

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What do you do if you see your TV floating?
Say " DROP IT NIGGA".


What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!

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What do you call a pool filled with Black People?
Coco Puffs.

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How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer?
It's not there...

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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works.

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Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house?
A: Everything has gone.

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What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women?
An inmate.

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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.


He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"

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Q: How was break dancing invented?
A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.

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What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!

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Q: Why did they invent white chocolate?
A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.

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Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him?
A: Because it's probably my bicycle.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.

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Q: Why do Americans like black candles?
A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.

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How does a black woman know when she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.

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CONCLUSION

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