Following is our collection of Black Lives Matter jokes which are very funny. There are some black lives matter jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these black lives matter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.
Solid, liquid, gas, and black lives.
Unless you accelerate them to the velocity of light, then black lives energy.
Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system
White noise
They matter
These knickers where just making me so uncomfortable
It turns out the movement is only three fifths as big as they say it is.
Gas
Solid
Liquid
Plasma
and most importantly
Black Lives
Solid matter
Liquid matter
Gas matter
and most recently...
Black Lives matter
The Astros stole all their signs.
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it would have been called PETA
would be to put a Black Lives Matter bumper sticker on it. Nobody's gonna think thats a cop car now.
The bartender asks what will you have. The protestor replies only ice . The bartender looks at him with a very confused look and says sorry did you say you only wanted ice? The protester says that's right - just ice.
no one knows it was too dark to see them.
Times Square New Roman.
Last time a black man got on his knees, his hands were up and he was shot in the back.
They all have the same PR guy.
.... does this mean that there are more anti-black lives than black lives?
Presidential Orange
Miscarriage Maroon
Privilege White
Travel Ban Brown
Lives Matter Black
"I should have known better than to talk to him like that, these bruises are my fault" Blue
Does that mean
Black Matter Lives?
Unless their mass times speed of light square
Then their energy
I don't understand how black could ever make matter live. Only god can do that.
Just play the national anthem on repeat, they will all sit down or kneel.
He asked someone if the store sold knickers.
...there must be a huge race issue in America
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