Black Lives Matter Jokes

What are some Black Lives Matter jokes?

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

There are four states of matter.

Solid, liquid, gas, and black lives.

Black lives matter.

Unless you accelerate them to the velocity of light, then black lives energy.

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

What does Hillary Clinton use to drown the noise of Black Lives Matter protesters?

White noise

The World's Most Politically Correct Joke


A Christian, a Jew, a Hindu, a Mormon, a Sikh, a Hare Krishna, a Buddhist, a Pagan, an Atheist, a 3rd wave feminist, a non-binary gender neutral otherkin, a transgender Black Lives Matter activist, a Jehovah's Witness and a Muslim walk into a bar that only serves gluten free, dairy free, eco friendly, carbon neutral, halal, kosher, non GM, fair trade, free range, vegan, recycled water.

Nobody said or did anything and an acceptable time was had by all.

I got beat up at a black lives matter rally for complaining about my underwear

These knickers where just making me so uncomfortable

Black Lives Matter movement organizers lied about total number of followers.

It turns out the movement is only three fifths as big as they say it is.

There are 5 Types of Matter...





and most importantly
Black Lives

Scientists say there are now 4 confirmed states of matter

Solid matter
Liquid matter
Gas matter
and most recently...
Black Lives matter

If the Black Lives Matter movement had started 300 years ago...

it would have been called PETA

The best way to disguise an undercover cop car

would be to put a Black Lives Matter bumper sticker on it. Nobody's gonna think thats a cop car now.

I feel like getting on your knee doesn't really help the Black Lives Matter movement.

Last time a black man got on his knees, his hands were up and he was shot in the back.

how many black live matters protester does it take to screw in a light bulb?

no one knows it was too dark to see them.

If there is more anti-matter than matter in the universe ...

.... does this mean that there are more anti-black lives than black lives?

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

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