Black Label Jokes

A Mexican goes to a Chinese restaurant...

He sits down at his table, and notices a small bottle of black liquid on his table. He picks it up and looks at the label and says, "yes, you are."

Just thought this when making a coffee, I'm sorry...

I've grown a f**... where I love to lick milk off white women's feet, I've been labelled a racist though... it's not my fault I'm black toes intolerant.
Thank you, thank you very much *hangs head in shame*

Upon entering a Chinese restaurant, some Mexicans see several small bottles of black liquid on a table,

o**... picks up a bottle, looks at the label and says, "Yes, you are."

Wife: I'm going to the store, do you want anything?

Husband: Babe, you know, I've been craving sense of meaning and purpose in life. I can really use some fulfillment and completeness to my soul. I want to connect to god and discover the spiritual side of me.
Wife: Can you be more specific? Black Label or Chivas?

The Mexican in the Chinese storee

A Mexican walks into a Chinese store.
He sees a labeled bottle of black liquid on the counter. He reads it and says, "You are!"

Three holy men rode a plane home.
There was a t**... on board who of the firm belief that the world should end.
Who should talk him out of it.
The pilot and his crew gave up and believed the holy men should live.
In the remains was a burnt soccer ball labeled flame retardant.
And a melted black box.
The holy men still live to tell the tale.
And so does the football.