They're the Tolkien white guys.
"Mister President, we've been over this..."
you clearly don't understand the gravity of the situation
Or just mine ?
We do it in schools, because we have class.
Because they don't have access to black magic.
I said "Sir, this is 2019. You can use any printer you want".
All Fridays matter.
You have to say
Leroy, please paint that wall
I said, "Shit, man, it's 2018. You can use whatever printer you want."
A redneck went to the hospital as his wife was having their babies. Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said "congratulations, your wife has had quintuplets, 5 big baby boys."
The redneck said "I am not surprised. I have a penis the size of a chimney." The nurse replied "you might want to get it cleaned because they are all black."
a black guy would probably rob me.
I replied, "Dude, it's 2017, you can use any printer you want."
The Black Plague
when I brought my black girlfriend home to meet them, my wife and daughter wouldn't even talk to her!
They charged me with impersonating a police officer.
then I realized that was just a stereo type
It's great. Really pulls the room together.
Inspector says "These are the best qualifications I've ever seen, just one more test before you get the job.
Take this gun, go out and shoot six black guys and a rabbit."
Guy replies "Why the rabbit?"
Inspector says "Fantastic attitude, you've got the job!"
He keeps insisting that the black votes should only count for 3/5ths.
An ambulance you racist.
Every week at our meetings there's always tons of black people hanging around.
Because if he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood.
black people would rob me
Oh the irony.
Bartender says, "We don't do jokes in here."
The chicken says, "Come on guys I know a place across the street."
I said, "Dude, it's 2016 you can use any printer you want."
Now it doesn't work.
Then I painted my computer white so it would work.
Now the whole system is corrupt.
That way I wouldn't have to deal with all the dad jokes
That means the entire country went black and successfully went back.
Because black men always get a longer sentence
A new Cadillac Escalade with cruise control, lane alert, navigation, downhill descent control and parking assist.
The police told us to stay inside until they shot him
But I guess I'll take a shot at it.
My black friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library I said wtf man it's 2015 you can use whatever printer you want
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