Black Hawk Jokes

Funniest Black Hawk Short Jokes

Short black hawk jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The black hawk humour may include short sioux indians jokes also.

1. 2 "black" questions that aren't racist. What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
   What's black and screaming? stevie wonder answering the iron.
2. What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His shoulder.
   One more...what's black and sits at the top of a staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire. I'm so sorry
3. In one year we lost two great experts in black holes Stephen William Hawking and Hugh Marston Hefner
4. My wife and I rented Black Hawk Down last night. Or, as Brian Williams likes to call it, the Brian Williams Story.
5. Why do female pornstars never take up a second careers flying helicopters in the airforce? They get them up fine, but they have no experience getting a black hawk down.
6. So many people went to get Stephen Hawking's thesis that it brought the servers down. So, effectively, the servers turned into a black hole from which no information could escape.
7. Stephen Hawking theorized the possibility that Black Holes exist. Now he realizes they are 6' deep.
8. Steven Hawking, seconds from death, fell into a black hole. "Aha! I've arrived in the nick of time"
9. What's black and stuck at the bottom of the basement stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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Black Hawk One Liners

Which black hawk one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with black hawk? I can suggest the ones about hawk and native indian.

1. Why does Stephen Hawking date African Americans? Because he loves to study black holes.
2. What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire
3. What is black and sits atop the staircase? Steven Hawking after a house fire.
4. How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever? He knows a lot about black holes
5. Whats the national bird of somalia? The black hawk
6. How do we know it's Stephen Hawking talking and not just the black box? There are no ads.
7. And on this day, Stephen Hawking his theory on black holes
8. What did Stephen Hawking get in his stocking for Christmas? Black Coal
9. Can you fly a black hawk? Can the popes di*k fit through a donut.
10. What was Stephen Hawkings favorite kind of p**...? The ones with the black holes.

Black Hawk Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about black hawk you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean native american jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make black hawk pranks.