Black Fat Jokes
57 black fat jokes and hilarious black fat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about black fat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Black Fat Short Jokes
Short black fat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The black fat humour may include short black forces jokes also.
- What did the philosophy Ph.D say to the fat black woman? Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?
- Doesn't matter if you are tall or short, fat or thin, black or white, at the end of the day... It will be night time.
- I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor... I still hate you.
- Science joke about yo momma! Yo momma's fat she generates her own gravity field and her mouth has been classified as a black hole!
- I am terribly optimistic. For instance, on top of being fat and lonely, I just burnt my hand on the stove. But.... Now I have a black girlfriend!
- Yo momma is so fat... That when she was at the water park and bent over to pick up her sun glasses people started lining up for the 'Black Hole'
- A panda doesn't like discrimination at all... He's white, black, Asian and fat at the same time....
- A white man, a black man, an asian man, a trans man, a gay man, and a fat man all walk into a bar "Ouch!"
- Another yo momma joke Yo momma so fat she emits more gravity waves than colliding black holes
- Yo momma's so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled "oil spill!"
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Black Fat One Liners
Which black fat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with black fat? I can suggest the ones about black noise and brown skin.
- "You should date black guys"... ...How girls tell each other they're fat.
- Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
- Your mom's so fat that the black hole ended up getting eaten by her
- Yo mama so fat.... NASA classified her as a black hole.
- You know you are a Physics nerd when.... Yo mamma so fat she attracts black holes
- What's fat, black and nobody loves him, even his dad? The Nintendo wii u
- Yo mama so fat that black holes revolve around her.
- What did the black women get for getting an abortion? Fat cash from crime stoppers.
- Yo momma's so fat, they sent her into space and she clogged up a black hole!
- Yo mama is so fat that black holes try to escape her.
- Your Mommma So Fat When she fell she caused a black hole .
- Yo mama so fat she collapsed to a black hole.
- What do you call a fat black person? A fudge round
- Your Momma so fat she forms a supermassive black hole.
- What do you call a fat black person? Chunky Monkies
Cheeky Black Fat Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about black fat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dark skinned jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make black fat pranks.
Yo mamma is so fat, black holes get s**... into her.
Who is that only black guy at the family reunion?
Your fat sisters boyfriend
So there was this zebra....
... And he wanted to know if he was white with black stripes or black with white stripes. So, he asked St. Peter. St. Peter said,
'I'm sorry, but I can't answer that question for you. You'll have to go ask God.'
Then the zebra made the long, arduous, and perilous journey up to heaven to talk to God. He asked God,
'God, am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes?' God simply said,
'You are what you are.'
'Well hmmph,' said the zebra with a huff, 'Fat lot of good that did me.' So, without having his pressing question answered, he made the long, arduous, and perilous journey back to Earth. He needed to have a word with St. Peter.
Once he got back to Earth, he sought out St. Peter and confronted him.
'St. Peter, God didn't answer my question at all!' he complained.
'Well, zebra, what did He say?' asked St. Peter.
'When I asked him my question, all He said was 'You are what you are.''
'Ah, I see now. You are indeed white with black stripes.' said St. Peter. At this, the zebra was enraged.
'WHAT?!?! You're telling me that after all this time and all this energy I wasted; after I went all the way up to Heaven to ask God this question, you knew the answer the whole time??'
'Now, zebra, calm down,' said St. Peter. 'You don't understand. My answer all depended on God's answer.' He let that sink in for a moment.
'You see, if you were, in fact, black with white stripes, God would have said 'You is whatchu is!''
(A Polish joke told to me by my Polish mother) - A Caucasian man walks into a coffee shop and a woman politely says, "How may I help you?" The man replies, "Ill take my coffee like I like my women...light and sweet"...
A black man orders next. He says, "Ill take my coffee like I like my women, dark and sweet." A Polish man then walks up to the counter to order. Before he says a word, the woman working the counter politely says, "I'm sorry sir, but we don't have any fat and ugly coffee here."
Why do fat white women like black guys?
Because they heard black makes you look thin.
What are two things you can't give a black person? (Semi racist)
A black eye and a fat lip.
I saw a fat black g**... the swingset the other day
And I thought to myself, isn't that Precious...
What are 3 things a black man can't get?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
I was at the pub the other day, when 2 fat chicks walk in and sit next to me
Thought of being polite, I said 'Hi, are you two girls from Scotland?'
One of them spoke up, with quite an attitude and said 'it's Wales you idiot'
So I immediately said 'Sorry, are you two Whales from Scotland?'
Long story short, anyone know how to deal with black eyes fast?
What is it?
What's black and blue and doesn't like s**...?
The fat kid in my trunk.
Jonny comes home with two black eyes.
"What happened to you?" asks mom.
"Well," says Jonny, "I was riding on the bus this morning and there was a big fat woman
sitting in front of me. She had her dress caught up in her c**..., so I pulled it out, and she
punched me."
"That accounts for one black eye," says mom, "what about the other one?"
"Well," says Jonny, "I could see she did not like that, so I shoved it back in."
Why do fat white chicks like black guys so much?
Because they have chocolate d**....
(Stolen but golden) Stevie Wonder is in the recording studio at the end of a long hard day.
He's chewing the fat with a few of the technicians.
One of them asks:
It must be hard being blind Stevie.
To which Stevie replies:
Yep, it's hard but at least I'm not black.
A basic rule of comedy is that if you possess a trait, you can joke about it. Like if you're fat, you can joke about fat people. If you're black, you can joke about black people
So, a 25-year old v**... walks into a bar..
A new study found
A new study found
that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits..
And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with caramel drizzle are more likely to be their victims..
A man runs into a pub all out of breath and asks at the first table:
"Guys, who's got a b**... fat dog with a white collar?"
Nobody raises their hand.
"Oh, s**..., so I ran over the vicar."
Yo mama so fat
She has a watch for every time zone she's in,
When she walks past the tv, you miss 8 seasons,
She beat galactus in a planet-eating contest,
Thanos couldn't snap her out of existence,
Flash died before he could do a lap around her
And she ate a black hole because she was hungry
