Black Eyed Pea Jokes

Funniest Black Eyed Pea Short Jokes

Short black eyed pea jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The black eyed pea humour may include short green pea jokes also.

1. What's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas? Black eyed peas can sing us a song, Chickpeas can only hummus one!
2. Why are black eyed peas better than chick peas? Because Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song, but chick peas can only hummus
3. I just came from a domestic violence awareness concert... ...headlined by the Black Eyed Peas
4. Did you hear about the book of poetry that the Black Eyed Peas are publishing? It's written in Will.I.Ambic Pentameter
5. Last week the Black Eyed Peas had to give a sworn testimony in court. It was a fergalicious deposition
6. The Black Eyed Peas go by a new name now... It's The Black Eyed Beans now.
   They wanted to go back to their roots.
7. Q: What did the Black Eyed Peas do at Wiz Khalifa's costume party?
   A: They dressed up in black and yellow, black and yellow, and said, "I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a I'm a I'm a bee!"
8. What happened to the Black Eyed Peas when they were broken up? They became the Black Eyed Split Peas
9. Why is the Black Eyed Peas better at pumping gas than Oregonians? Because they Pump it Harder.
10. The Black Eyed Peas used to be called "The Peas" this was until Chuck Norris got his hands on them.

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Black Eyed Pea One Liners

Which black eyed pea one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with black eyed pea? I can suggest the ones about chickpea and peas.

1. The Black-Eyed Peas can sing us a song But the Chick Peas can only hummus one
2. What is R. Kelly's favorite vegetable? Black-eyed Peas
3. What's Rihanna's favorite kind of peas? Black eyed peas.
4. What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist? "I got a filling, woo-hoo!"
5. Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
6. black guy drank too much water and the black eyed peas
7. Once you go Black Eyed Peas... You never go Back Eyed Peas
   Source:LJW9
8. What is a camel's favorite song? My humps :black eyed peas

Black Eyed Pea Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about black eyed pea you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pea soup jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make black eyed pea pranks.