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Bjorn Jokes

30 bjorn jokes and hilarious bjorn puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bjorn that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Bjorn Short Jokes

Short bjorn jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bjorn humour may include short stream jokes also.

  1. There was once a viking who believed in reincarnation. He was hoping that after dying he'd be Bjorn again.
  2. Some Swedish tennis players come into this world born human, some born machine ... and some bjorn borg.
  3. What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh? Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.
  4. Do you know why so many swedes believe in reincarnation? Because they are going to be Bjorn again.
  5. What's a Swedish guys favorite movie type? Bjorn-ography.
    Why?
    It makes him Bjorn-y.
  6. If a Swedish guy won't shut up around you Tell him to shut his Bjorn-hole

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Bjorn One Liners

Which bjorn one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bjorn? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. If a Viking discovers religion Is he Bjorn again?
  2. What do you call a Swedish spy film? The Bjorn Identity.
  3. Did you hear the one about the Viking who was reincarnated? He was Bjorn again.
  4. Did you hear about the reincarnated Swede? He was Bjorn again.
  5. Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated? He was Bjorn again.
  6. If a Viking is reincarnated Is he Bjorn again?
  7. How are Scandinavians made They are bjorn
  8. What do you call a Swedish assassin? Jason Bjorn
  9. Roman soldiers are trained... ...But Vikings are Bjorn.
  10. Did you hear about the Buddhist Viking? He believed he'd be Bjorn again
  11. What do you call a Swede that doesn't like modern music? Bjorn in the wrong generation.
  12. What happened to the Swedish man that joined a church? He was bjorn again
  13. Sweden should remake the Bourne Identity Films and call them The Bjorn Identity
  14. Motstånd är meningslöst. -Bjorn Borg
  15. Swedish Father I wonder if a Swedish man has ever left his son before he was Bjorn.

Bjorn joke, Swedish Father

Experience Good Cheer with Hilarious Bjorn Jokes and Friends

What funny jokes about bjorn you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bjorn pranks.

I was involved in a car c**... last night.

As I regained consciousness from last nights car c**....
The Doctors were trying to convince me that I'm actually a Swedish guy who has forgotten his identity...
But I am having none of it. I wasn't Bjorn yesterday!

As I regained consciousness from last nights car c**....

The Doctors were trying to convince me that
I'm actually a Swedish bloke who has forgotten his identity...
But I am having none of it. I wasn't Bjorn yesterday!

As I regained consciousness in the hospital from last night's car c**...

the doctors were trying to convince me I'm actually a Swedish guy who has forgotten his identity... But I wasn't Bjorn yesterday.

Bjorn joke, Some Swedish tennis players come into this world born human, some born machine ...