Bizarre Jokes
32 bizarre jokes and hilarious bizarre puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bizarre that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short bizarre jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bizarre humour may include short strange jokes also.
- The last twenty five years have been a bizarre time to grow up. For instance, i've lived through more 'Spiderman' re-boot than legitimate presidential elections.
- My life is like going to see a M. Night Shyamalan film....bizarre characters, lots of plot twists and I want my money back.
- I dreamt I was being chased by a bizarre sentence with two poorly distinguished clauses. So I made a mad dash for it.
- My mom told me last night that she had a dream where I only spoke using 90's song lyrics. All I could say is "How bizarre, how bizarre"
- I couldn't understand why so many people liked Jojo's Bizarre Adventure part 5. Most of the lines aren't even delivered that well. But then it hit me... It's not delivery, it's Giorno.
- Elon Musk caused a major scandal today by going on a bizarre rant about Coronavirus. I hope Elon-gate is not too drawn out.
- Last night I had a really bizarre dream that someone was crawling on me in my sleep Maybe I was just feeling a little Spacey
- The person who wrote the auto-correct logic was killed in a bizarre farming accident. Rest in Pieces!
- I saw a man stop his car on the side of the road and get out, the bizarre thing is that he was wearing a T-Rex costume. That's what I call a Jurassic park
- After a spate of bizarre crimes Police want to speak to three men wearing high heels and short skirts but have been told they must wear their uniform
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Bizarre One Liners
Which bizarre one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bizarre? I can suggest the ones about weird and peculiar.
- The letters I, Z, R and E walked into a bar. The result was bizarre.
- My social life is like an oxygen mask Nonexistant unless something bizarre happens
- What do you call a strange market? A bizarre bazaar
- what do you call a unicorn with 2 horns and 2 tails? bizarre.
- I met a bizarre anti Semite today He was very unorthodox
- I heard Einstein disliked bizarre puns. sorry al
- If we fly we looks ahead , if elephant fly it looks... bizarre.
Comical Bizarre Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about bizarre you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean absurd jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bizarre pranks.
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I'm a 5G installation engineer and people are constantly accusing me with bizarre conspiracy theories, such as how 5G is giving them headaches, or killing their s**.... I think they are completely crazy.
4G must've fried their brains.
I broke up with a girl once because she was having hallucinations.
She said "Carl, I.. can't see you anymore"... That was weird. I was like- "Babe, I'm standing right here." then she said "No, you don't understand... I'm seeing someone else" which was really bizarre because it was just the two of us in the room. I had to break it off after that.
The Paper Cowboy
A cowboy walked into a bar and ordered a whisky. When the bartender delivered the drink, the cowboy asked, "Where is everybody?"
The bartender replied, "They've gone to the hanging."
"Hanging? Who are they hanging?"
"Brown Paper Pete," the bartender replied.
"What kind of a name is that?" the cowboy asked.
"Well," said the bartender, "he always wore a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers and brown paper shoes."
"How bizarre," said the cowboy. "What are they hanging him for?"
"Rustling," answered the bartender.
Moses was walking down the street when he bumped into George W. Bush.
Moses was walking down the street when he bumped into George W. Bush. Hello, Bush said. Nice weather we're having, huh? Moses took one look at the President, turned, and ran in the other direction.
The next day Moses was walking down the same street and there was Bush. Again he tried to initiate a conversation. Again Moses turned and ran away.
Bush was tired of this bizarre treatment, so the next time Moses ran away from him, Bush followed. When he caught up, he asked Moses what was wrong.
Moses said, The last time I talked to a bush I spent 40 years in the desert.
A man and his son were at the grocery store today...
They were using a cart that had a child-size car attached to the front with the kid inside. While I was shopping, I noticed the dad started hitting the cart into the wall, it was a pretty bizarre sight to see. Before I could intervene, the kid yells,
Kid: DAAAAAD, stop!!! What are you doing?! Stooop!
Kid: Daaaad?! We're not going anywhere! What are you doing?
The dad finally stops after a minute, looks his son straight in the eye and says, as a matter of fact,
Dad: "I don't know son, you're the one who's driving."
I've never laughed so hard while eavesdropping, dad jokes are great. Happy Saturday!
A half-japanese, an englishman, an egyptian and a french guy walk into a bar and order four ice teas.
A half-japanese, an englishman, an egyptian and a french guy walk into a bar and order four iced teas.
It was very bizarre.
A half-japanese, an englishman, an Egyptian and a frenchman walk into a bar
It was very bizarre v
This could happen to you.
This could happen to you.
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know
what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doing' just fine!"
And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too
bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear
another question.
"Can I come over?"
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be
polite and end the conversation. I tell them
"No.......I'm a little busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the person say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who
keeps answering all my questions."
Ok so there's this guy called Nate Palm
and every morning at work, there's this woman who always lingers around him, but in the afternoons she doesn't. She continues to do this for months and co workers find it bizarre that she's so attached to him in the mornings, yet so distanced from him in the afternoons. One day, one of the co workers plucks up the courage and confronts her about her behavior, "Why do you never hang around with him during the afternoons?"
The woman replies, "I just love the smell of Nate Palm in the morning."
A guy was barely sitting down in the toilet when
he heard a voice from the other stall saying: 'Hi, how are you? '
Not being the type to start a conversation in the restroom, he answered, somewhat embarrassed, ' Doin ' just fine! '
And the other person says:
' So what are you up to? '
What kind of question is that? At that point, he was thinking this is too bizarre so he said: ' Uhhh, I ' m like you, just sitting here. '
At this point he was just trying to get out as fast as he could when he heard another question: ' Can I come over? '
Ok, the question was just too weird and he figured he could politely end the conversation by saying: 'No........I ' m a little busy right now!!! '
Then the person said, nervously:
'Listen, I ' ll have to call you back. There ' s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!! '...
