Bitter Taste Jokes
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My taste in women is much like my taste in wine
Right now i like them younger, sweeter, and prettier. As i age, i start to like them older, more bitter, and contributing to my alcoholism.
A grandmother was surprised when she wakes up to a cup of coffee from her 8 year old grandson
A grandmother was surprised when she wakes up to a cup of coffee from her 8 year old grandson. She gulped down the most bitter coffee she has ever tasted but she downs it all because she wants her grandson to feel like he made something his grandma loved. At the bottom of the cup, she found three little green army men.
Puzzled, she asked, Honey, what are these toys doing in my coffee?
The boy replied I'm just doing what it says on the TV, grandma
The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.
A big bar chain opened a bar on Mount Everest.
Naturally a lot of people were really excited to be able to have a few drinks in the highest place in the world.
There was a lot of buzz and excitement about this new bar but when it came to opening day. The opening ceremony was poor, the drinks tasted bad and the service was terrible.
Everyone was bitterly disappointed that the bar did meet their expectations.
A lesson was learnt that day by the owners of the Everest Bar.
Don't set the bar so high.
Doctor: how's the flu medicine going for you? I know it's a little bitter
Patient: No, the medicine's fine, can't even taste anything when I take it
I've never liked the flavor of cranberries..
the bitter taste *lingers* too much.
I like my coffee how I like my women
Ground up, in a bag, and in the fridge. ahh, the nice bitter taste of it...
Why don't cannibals eat divorced people?
They taste too bitter...
women come in the same basic taste sensations or flavors as foods-
sweet, salty, sour, hot, bitter, and nuts.
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