Bitter Orange Jokes

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There's a way of telling if an orange is male or female…

If it squirts you in your eye without warning, it's a male.
If it's bitter for no apparent reason, it's a female.

Doctor says I have to stop eating the skin of oranges

That was a bitter peel to s**...

Did you know oranges have genders?

If one squirts in your eye without warning, it's a male.
If it's bitter for absolutely no reason, it's female.

I told my wife I wanted her to wear an old- fashioned Halloween costume this year

She filled herself up with whiskey, bitters, and sugar, and topped herself off with an orange slice and cherry.
I ended up going as the "stiff" part of our couples' costume.

How to tell if your orange is male or female

If it squirts in your eye without warning- male
If it's bitter for no obvious reason- female

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