Bitter Coffee Jokes
22 bitter coffee jokes and hilarious bitter coffee puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bitter coffee that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Bitter Coffee Short Jokes
Short bitter coffee jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bitter coffee humour may include short brewed coffee jokes also.
- My waiter just spilled coffee all over me. I know it was just an accident, but I'm still bitter.
- I like my coffee how I like my women Ground up, in a bag, and in the fridge. ahh, the nice bitter taste of it...
- My brother and I both like our women like our coffee... He likes them hot and black. I like them cold and bitter.
- The worlds best chat-up line: "I like my women how I like my coffee... Either cheap and bitter or ground up and in the freezer."
- I like my jokes like I like my coffee Bitter and straining every last drop from some ground up stuff of ancient origin.
- I like my women how I like my coffee Cold, bitter, a drain on my income, and able to be smelled from across the office.
Oh and with several d**... inside them.
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Bitter Coffee One Liners
Which bitter coffee one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bitter coffee? I can suggest the ones about bitter and brew coffee.
- I like my women how I like my coffee Bitter
- Where does coffee go when it dies? A bitter place.
- I like my coffee like I like my women Not bitter and goes down easily.
- I like my women how I like my coffee. Cold and bitter.
- My coffee this morning is like my ex Hot and bitter
- I get my women how I get my coffee Bitter, overpriced, and disappointing.
Bitter Coffee Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about bitter coffee you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean strong coffee jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bitter coffee pranks.
I like my (wo)men like I like my coffee...
...hot, black, and strong
^(possibly the original)
...thin, pale, and extra-sweet.
...50% alcohol.
...all over my g**... while I'm trying to drive.
...I don't like coffee.
...imported from micronesia.
...free, fresh and in the breakroom.
...huge and cheap with room for cream.
...cold, bitter, expensive and Italian.
...in a plastic cup.
^(eddie izzard)
...ground up, roasted, and quickly disposed of.
I like my women how I like my coffee:
Diluted and festooned with so much sweet, pretty b**... I feel like a fraud for liking them at all, yet possessed of an underlying bitterness and complexity that I secretly fear I will never truly understand or appreciate.
I like my women like i like my coffee...
...Always there to brighten my morning
...Decaffeinated
...Black and strong
...Tall
...Grande
...Brazilian
...With sauce
...Twice before I leave the house
...Right before I smoke
...Bitter and cold
...At the end of the day, scraped off the bottom of a p**...
...Slow roasted
...Ground up in my freezer
...With boiling water poured over them
...Light and sweet
...A day old
A grandmother was surprised when she wakes up to a cup of coffee from her 8 year old grandson
A grandmother was surprised when she wakes up to a cup of coffee from her 8 year old grandson. She gulped down the most bitter coffee she has ever tasted but she downs it all because she wants her grandson to feel like he made something his grandma loved. At the bottom of the cup, she found three little green army men.
Puzzled, she asked, Honey, what are these toys doing in my coffee?
The boy replied I'm just doing what it says on the TV, grandma
The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.