Bitte Jokes
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What's the most bitter tea in existence?
Reality
*cries in the corner*
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A Bitter Army Veteran storms into a classroom and shouts "If it weren't for me you'd all be speaking German!"
"That's right" replies the German teacher.
I get bitterly angry every time my cell phone dies.
My therapist suggested I find an outlet.
What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?
M'laria
Me: I got bitten in the park by a huge dog
Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small child
Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice
On a bitter cold day, Hank visited Lou
"I had a rough time getting here", said Hank, "for every step forward forward I slid back two!"
"But if you slid back two steps for every step you took forward, how'd you get here?", asked Lou.
"I almost didn't, but then I said to myself 'forget it', and turned around and started back home"
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I was bitten by a Great White at a Florida beach.
I mean, he used the phrase "a**... Superior," but either way that was one coked-out skinhead.
I was bitten by a nonbinary vampire last night...
They came from Trans-Sylvania.
I was bitten by a Hasidic Jew.
The doctor in the E/R gave me Rabbi shots.
When I get bitten by insects, one part of my brain is like be smart, leave it alone . The other part is like…
Scratch that
I got bitten by a werewolf and I'm turning into one myself.
I think I'm lycan it so far.
Zwei Gin Bitte!
During World War 2, two German spies recieved an intensive training in English so they could do their job in London without causing suspicion.
To test their knowledge they enter a pub.
Spies: "Two gins, please!"
Bartender: "Dry?"
Spies (confused): "Nein, zwei!!
'Hardys, Bitter, Fosters, Strongbow'
Daft Punk ordering a round at the bar
what happens if you get bitten by a yeti vampire
You get frostbite (this joke was brought to you by a sour patch kid gogurt)
What is bitter than a cup of espresso ?
A cup of Depresso
Well, I just got a very bitter complaint that the polo mallet I sold on ebay was too short
I told him to get off his high horse
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Bitte One Liners
Which bitte one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bitte? I can suggest the ones about and .
- Can anyone tell me why cyanide tastes so bitt
- Yesterday, a German told me to stop moving about. I'm still bitte about it.
- What did the German say to the craft beer artisan? Eine bier, bitte.
