Bitte Jokes

Following is our collection of slotermeyer humor and oder one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Bitte puns for adults, dirty wir jokes or clean das gags for kids.

There is an abundance of sie jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 16 funniest jokes on bitte. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any beiherhund witze you can hear about bitte.

The Best jokes about Bitte

Me: I got bitten on my walk by a Great Dane

**Her:** My God — imagine if it had been a small child

**Me:** I could have fought off a small child, Barb

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality
*cries in the corner*

A Bitter Army Veteran storms into a classroom and shouts "If it weren't for me you'd all be speaking German!"

"That's right" replies the German teacher.

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

I was bitten by a Great White at a Florida beach.

I mean, he used the phrase "Aryan Superior," but either way that was one coked-out skinhead.


I was bitten by a Hasidic Jew.

The doctor in the E/R gave me Rabbi shots.

I got bitten by a werewolf and I'm turning into one myself.

I think I'm lycan it so far.

Zwei Gin Bitte!

During World War 2, two German spies recieved an intensive training in English so they could do their job in London without causing suspicion.

To test their knowledge they enter a pub.

Spies: "Two gins, please!"

Bartender: "Dry?"

Spies (confused): "Nein, zwei!!

A German man and his son walk into a bar...

A German man and his son walk into a bar. The man points to his son and says "Ein Bier bitte". Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your Kind here".

'Hardys, Bitter, Fosters, Strongbow'

Daft Punk ordering a round at the bar

I was bitten by a mosquito today.

It sucked.


How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

A Bitter Cold Day

Q: What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day? ...

A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

what happens if you get bitten by a yeti vampire

You get frostbite (this joke was brought to you by a sour patch kid gogurt)

Well, I just got a very bitter complaint that the polo mallet I sold on ebay was too short

I told him to get off his high horse

What is bitter than a cup of espresso ?

A cup of Depresso

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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