Bitt Jokes
18 bitt jokes and hilarious bitt puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bitt that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bitt Short Jokes
Short bitt jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bitt humour may include short round jokes also.
- A German man and his son walk into a bar... A German man and his son walk into a bar. The man points to his son and says "Ein Bier bitte". Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your Kind here".
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Bitt One Liners
Which bitt one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bitt? I can suggest the ones about punk and bitter.
- Can anyone tell me why cyanide tastes so bitt
- Yesterday, a German told me to stop moving about. I'm still bitte about it.
- What did the German say to the craft beer artisan? Eine bier, bitte.
Hilarious Bitt Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about bitt you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean reality jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bitt pranks.
Me: I got bitten on my walk by a Great Dane
**Her:** My God — imagine if it had been a small child
**Me:** I could have fought off a small child, Barb
What's the most bitter tea in existence?
Reality
*cries in the corner*
A Bitter Army Veteran storms into a classroom and shouts "If it weren't for me you'd all be speaking German!"
"That's right" replies the German teacher.
I get bitterly angry every time my cell phone dies.
My therapist suggested I find an outlet.
What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?
M'laria
Me: I got bitten in the park by a huge dog
Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small child
Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice
On a bitter cold day, Hank visited Lou
"I had a rough time getting here", said Hank, "for every step forward forward I slid back two!"
"But if you slid back two steps for every step you took forward, how'd you get here?", asked Lou.
"I almost didn't, but then I said to myself 'forget it', and turned around and started back home"
I was bitten by a Great White at a Florida beach.
I mean, he used the phrase "a**... Superior," but either way that was one coked-out skinhead.
I was bitten by a nonbinary vampire last night...
They came from Trans-Sylvania.
I was bitten by a Hasidic Jew.
The doctor in the E/R gave me Rabbi shots.
When I get bitten by insects, one part of my brain is like be smart, leave it alone . The other part is like…
Scratch that
I got bitten by a werewolf and I'm turning into one myself.
I think I'm lycan it so far.
'Hardys, Bitter, Fosters, Strongbow'
Daft Punk ordering a round at the bar
I was bitten by a mosquito today.
It s**....