Bitcoins Jokes

How many Bitcoins for that BMW?

Joe: How many Bitcoins for that BMW?

Bob: 2 BTC.

Joe: That much? That is kinda expensive.

Bob: Well its a big company.

I decided to invest on Bitcoins, a Russian airline and a Hong Kong bus company

But all of them crashed!

I asked my dad for $20,000 in Bitcoin

He replied, "1 bitcoin? What do you need 3 bitcoins for?"

I've got some extremely rare tulip bulbs for sale

Payment in BitCoins only.

My stock portfolio has tripled in value this year

From an initial value of 2 bitcoins, it is now worth 6 bitcoins.

What do you call people who secretly give away their Bitcoins?

Crypto-communists.

Why does Superman not accept Bitcoins in the dark?

Because he's scared of Crypto-Night.

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