Bitcoins Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bitcoins jokes. Read bitcoins money jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bitcoins coin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Entertaining Bitcoins Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

If I buy 8 bitcoins...

Does that mean I have one bytecoin?

My son chewed on an old quarter he found and asked me if he could exchange it for a new one..

I had to say no because I don't trade bitcoins

What's the different between Bitcoin and my wife?

My wife doesn't go down on me.

Get it? Bitcoins dropping and I'm in a horrible marriage.

I had 8 Bitcoins

But a plumber stole them from me

Why shouldn't you bother someone who collects bitcoins?

Because they're mining their own business

How many Bitcoins for that BMW?

Joe: How many Bitcoins for that BMW?

Bob: 2 BTC.

Joe: That much? That is kinda expensive.

Bob: Well its a big company.

I decided to invest on Bitcoins, a Russian airline and a Hong Kong bus company

But all of them crashed!

What do you call people who secretly give away their Bitcoins?


I asked my dad for $20,000 in Bitcoin

He replied, "1 bitcoin? What do you need 3 bitcoins for?"

I've got some extremely rare tulip bulbs for sale

Payment in BitCoins only.

Why does Superman not accept Bitcoins in the dark?

Because he's scared of Crypto-Night.

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My stock portfolio has tripled in value this year

From an initial value of 2 bitcoins, it is now worth 6 bitcoins.

Dont invest in those c**... bitcoins it will fail

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Stolen Bitcoins

My bitcoins were stolen the other day, to which my girlfriend replied "can't you call customer service and have them track 'em?"

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