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17 bit byte jokes and hilarious bit byte puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bit byte that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Bit Byte Short Jokes

Short bit byte jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bit byte humour may include short bits and bytes jokes also.

  1. My wife is a computer geek and wants to name our son "one eighth of a byte" So I said "Really honey? Don't you think that's a bit...?"
  2. ChatGPT walks into a bar, orders a byte, a nibble, and a bit. The bartender serves them and says, "You must be single and still looking for your perfect match."
  3. Computer Science joke: After you've been bit 8 times by a mosquito does that been you have a mosquito byte? Not understanding this joke is what causes malaria.
  4. What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe? He had to a-lock-eight into memory.
    -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.
  5. I was attacked by wild bunnies who bit me 8 times Luckily the doctor who helped me only charged me for one byte
  6. My wife bit me during s**... last night, and asked me to byte her... ...so I bit her eight times

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Bit Byte One Liners

Which bit byte one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bit byte? I can suggest the ones about byte and two bits.

  1. Mosquito bit me 8 times. Mosquito byte.
  2. I cut my pizza into 7 bits I haven't had a byte yet
  3. What did the owner say about their 7 bit dog Don't worry, he doesn't byte
  4. What are 8 Nougat-Bits? One Nougat-Byte
  5. So two bits... grab a byte at the space bar.

Bit Byte Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about bit byte you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean two bit jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bit byte pranks.

The Oldest Computer...

The oldest computer can be traced to Adam and Eve.
Yes, it was an Apple computer, but had an extremely limited memory.
Just one byte was used, and then everything crashed.
Adam and Eve were left holding their bits and pieces.
That salesman was a real snake!