Bison Jokes

• Short Bison Jokes
• Bison One Liners
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Funniest Bison Short Jokes

Short bison jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bison humour may include short buffalo jokes also.

1. A kid came out as bisexual to his dad and the dad said they have to move "This apartment has a strict no-animal policy.", he says. "Wait until they find out I have a bison."
2. A little buffalo ask his dad, "How come you kiss uncle Steve the same way you kissed mommy?" "I'm Bison".
3. Even though we're nearing the 100th year anniversary of Buffalo Bill's death... ...can we still call it bison-tennial?
4. What did the buffalo say to his son just before he passed away? Bison.
5. What did the dad say after dropping his son off at yellowstone National Park? Bison!
6. I had a Bison steak at a restaurant recently. When I finished, I asked the waiter for the buffalo bill.
7. Why did the bison, the cow, and the swordfish decide to attend the business conference? They realized they were all steakholders.
8. What does the Buffalo say to his son when he leaves for college? Bison
9. What did the Oxen say to his son moving out? Bison
10. Mama buffalo was so sad seeing her son leave home… All she could say was: bison.

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Bison One Liners

Which bison one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bison? I can suggest the ones about moose and buffalo come.

1. Are these gay cows, daddy? No, they're bison.
2. Why did the homophobic buffalo cry? It had a bison.
3. What did the buffalo say to his son on his first day of school? Bison.
4. Dad, are those gay cows? ..... No, they're Bison
5. What is a black dad's favorite animal? Bison
6. Why did the buffalo farmer go to the pride parade? He had a bison.
7. What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college? Bison.
8. What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him of at school? Bison.
9. What did the mother buffalo say to her little boy as he left for school? Bison!
10. What do you call a 200 year old Buffalo? A bison-tennial.
11. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison
12. What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
13. What did the QANON shaman's mom say to him when he got arrested? Bison
14. What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college? Bison
15. What did the daddy buffalo say to baby buffalo when he grew up and went to college? Bison

Buffalo Bison Jokes

Here is a list of funny buffalo bison jokes and even better buffalo bison puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What does the buffalo father say, when his male offspring moves out? Bison
• A dad buffalo is sending his son to college Son buffalo: see ya dad!
  Dad buffalo: Bison!
• What do you call a buffalo's 200th birthday? His *bison*tennial!
• What did the buffalo say during the solar eclipse? Bison...
• What did Father Buffalo say to Child Buffalo as he left for school? Bison.
• What did the Buffalo say when his son left for school? Bison
• What does a buffalo says to his son before going to school? Bison
• What did the father Buffalo say to his boy when dropping him off for school? Bison!
• What did the buffalo say to his son at the bus stop? Bi-son!
• What did the Buffalo dad say when dropping off his kid at school? Bison

Bison Buffalo Jokes

Here is a list of funny bison buffalo jokes and even better bison buffalo puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college? Bison
• What did the Female American Buffalo say to her her male offspring when he left? Bison
• What did the buffalo say to his son when he came out to be bisexual? It's okay, we're Bi-son.
• What was the buffalos last word to his kid? Bi-son
• What did the buffalo say to his boy before he left? Bi-son
• How does a buffalo refer to its bisexual male offspring? Bi-son
• What did the buffalo tell to his son when he was going to a faraway city? BISON.
  -This was not originally my joke.
• What do you call a bison that works out really hard? A BUFFalo
• What did the daddy buffalo say to his son before going to the store for cigarettes? .
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  *Bison.*
• What did the buffalo say to his bisexual child that was leaving for college? Bison

Uplifting Bison Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about bison you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cattle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bison pranks.