Bishop Chess Jokes
21 bishop chess jokes and hilarious bishop chess puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bishop chess that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Bishop Chess Short Jokes
Short bishop chess jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bishop chess humour may include short bishop jokes also.
- Why can chess Bishops only more diagonally? Because north, south, east and west are Cardinal directions.
- From a kid in the local chess club Kid: Do you know why bishops move diagonally?
Me: No, why?
Kid: Because catholic priests never go straight - Chess is actually quite easy... Knight takes Rook, King takes Queen, and Bishop molests the Pawns.
- To save chess from extinction, the sport must get sexier The only option: pawnography.
(The bishops will love it) - I think chess has taught me the wrong lessons in life... Because in chess, if you stand directly in front of a bishop, he can't get you.
But in church... - Why don't Episcopalians play chess? They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen
- A chess joke: What's the difference between a rook and a bishop? Rooks can only move in straight lines, whereas bishops have s**... with kids.
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Bishop Chess One Liners
Which bishop chess one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bishop chess? I can suggest the ones about chess and knight chess.
- What chess piece is the best with kids? The bishop
- Why does the Pope always win at chess? He has so many Bishops!
- Chess is blasphemous Bishops are not allowed to move in a cardinal direction.
- Why are atheists bad at Chess? They can't move the Bishop.
- Why are atheists so bad at chess? They never use their bishops.
- Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy? they s**... my bishop
Bishop Chess Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about bishop chess you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chess player jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bishop chess pranks.
So the 2017 World Chess Championships are being held in Iran. There's going to be some rule changes:
Queens won't be able to move without the king's permission, and bishops will face summary execution for spreading the word of the false prophet
Two blondes are playing chess
Two blondes are playing chess.
(The joke doesn't end here)
Blond 1: I'm bored of this, let's go do something else.
Blond 2: Yeah, you're right cause your rook and my bishop is all that's left on the board.
(The joke doesn't end here either)
A guy sees them playing and proposes them to play a match with him.
Both of them refuse, saying that he'll win easily.
The guy: You can both play together against me.
The girls: But we would still lose.
The guy:Okay I'll play using only my left hand.
The girls: Yup! That's seems fair enough, lets play.
(It still does not end here)
The blondes obviously lose and the guy leaves.
Blonde 1:That's pathetic! He beat us at chess with his left hand!
Blonde 2:He fooled us!
Blonde 1:How?
Blonde 2:He must be left-handed!