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A bishop walks straight up to the bar and the barman says
You can't do that. Bishops can only move diagonally.
The "bishop" came to our church today...
...must have been an imposter!
Never once moved diagonally
A bishop walks into a bar and walks straight up to the bartender who shouts, Hey pal! You can't do that!"
"Bishops can only move diagonally!"
Two bishops get pulled over by a cop...
Two bishops get pulled over by a cop who says: "We're looking for two child molesters". Bishop one asks him to excuse them for a moment and whispers something to bishop two. After a few seconds, he turns back to the policeman and says: "Okay, we'll do it"
Why did the bishop love Walmart?
'Coz the boys pants are all half off.
How does a bishop get a six pack?
He exorcises
What did the bishop say to the lazy priest?
You need to exorcise more.
What did the bishop say after they redid the vestibule with black and white tiles?
"It looks nice but now I can only enter and exit diagonally "
The Bishop was late for service
One day, the Bishop was late for church service.
He said it was traffic, but I don't think he went straight there.
He probably went diagonally.
A Bishop and his plumber played golf
The plumber kept shooting the ball way out of bounds cursing " g**... it, I missed again". The bishop, annoyed, asked the plumber not to speak gods name in vain. As they moved to the next hole the plumber misses again, " g**... it, I missed again" The Bishop became furious. The third hole came and the Plumber missed. Before he could move his libs, lightning struck the bishop. And from above was heard "g**... it, I missed again.
As the bishop advanced towards the queen, the queen pulled a surprise attack and took out the bishop
Believe me, the other Vatican priests were just as surprised as you are
Bishop gets in trouble for saying fruits should get married in churches
"It's only reasonable, they cantaloupe"
a bishop walked up to a bar
the barman said you can't do that. Bishops can only move diagonally.
A bishop was asked what his hobbies were.
He said he had nun.
A bishop came to my Church.
He was an impostor. Never once moved diagonally.
What did Bishop Charles Ellis grab at Taco Bell?
an Ariana Grande.
What did the bishop say to the priest?
It's my turn.
What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?
'Let us prey.'
Why can't the bishop walk straight?
Cause he can only move diagonally
A bishop, a pastor and the pope walk into a bar...
The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
A bishop, knight, and queen are leaving a bar
The bartender says, "Can I get you guys anything else?" The queen replies, "Just the check, mate."
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