Bisexual Jokes
89 bisexual jokes and hilarious bisexual puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bisexual that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This is a collection of the funniest bisexual jokes. Whether you're bisexual yourself or just looking for a laugh, you'll enjoy these jokes about bisexuality.
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Funniest Bisexual Short Jokes
Short bisexual jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bisexual humour may include short heterosexual jokes also.
- A kid came out as bisexual to his dad and the dad said they have to move "This apartment has a strict no-animal policy.", he says. "Wait until they find out I have a bison."
- A lesbian, a gay man, a bisexual person, and a trans person are waiting in line It was an LGBT queue
- What do you call a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual Norse monarchs? The bikings.
- What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bisexual hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek? A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie and tie dye watching sci-fi on wifi.
Credits: my bud - A recent study shows that you can't be friends with the gender that you are attracted to. Guess I am bisexual now.
- I'm into boys and I'm into girls… but I've been single for so long I no longer think I'm bisexual I'm officially all bi-myself
- my sister keeps on flipping between being bisexual and gay it's almost like she can't think straight!
- What do you call it when a bisexual person shoots down flirtations from both men and women? A double bi-pass!
- When you are bisexual, transgender and a cyclist You are hated by 3 people:
The homophobes, the transphobes and everyone else. - Rumors are that Harry Styles is BiSexual according to a recent interview I hear they're going to change the name of the band to 'Both Directions'
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Bisexual One Liners
Which bisexual one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bisexual? I can suggest the ones about lesbian gay and homosexuality.
- What is a a bisexual person doing when they're not dating anybody? They're on standbi
- Some say 1 out of 4 of your friends are gay or bisexual.. I hope it's Ted, he's cute!
- What's a bisexual's favourite food item? Chestnuts
- The hulk is the only bisexual marvel character He smashes everything
- You're bisexual and single? I guess you're BI-your self.
- Why call it bisexual... ... When you could say ambisexterous?
- It doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual. At the end of the day, It's night
- Bisexual girls are like spaghetti. Straight until wet.
- I'm on the fence about bisexuality. I could really go both ways on the matter.
- Being bisexual is like a mix of being straight and being gay It's graight
- What do a bisexual monarch and a cycling enthusiast have in common? Biking
- Which musicians do bisexuals enjoy? They like Debussy and they like Dedic
- I wish I was bisexual I'd have twice as many people to reject me.
- What happens to a bisexual when they can't find a partner? They're on StandBi
- What type of bear is bisexual and experiences mood swings? Bi-polar.
Delightful Fun Bisexual Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about bisexual you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bipolar jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bisexual pranks.
Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get s**....
I'm bisexual.
At my age, if I want s**..., I have to buy it.
I just realized I'm a bisexual.
Every time I have s**..., I have to buy it.
"There are three kinds of s**......"
"There's homosexual s**..., for people who have s**... at home, bisexual, for people who buy s**..., and there's t**...—that's me, I'll try anything!"
Credit to Francis, the 80-year-old, flamboyantly hilarious artist I met on the train yesterday morning.
I think i'm bisexual...
Every time I want s**... I have to buy it.
What do you call a spinning, bisexual dinosaur that loves Juno & Superbad?
Biceratops
What do you call a bisexual Scandinavian
A bi-king.
I know that was terrible.
Also I'm not being racist because i'm from Scandinavia.
I'm a bisexual who just broke up and is now single.
I guess you could say I'm on standbi.
What do you call an Arab riding a camel with a goat on a leash?
Bisexual.
On our third date, my girlfriend told me that she was bisexual.
I broke it off with her because I definitely need s**... more than every two weeks.
What do bisexuals use for transportation?
Bicycles.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he came out to be bisexual?
It's okay, we're Bi-son.
How do we know showers are bisexual?
Every n**... person they see turns them on
Did you hear about the ancient bisexual motorcycle gang made up of Norse monarchs?
They're called the bi-kings
I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor...
I still hate you.
Bisexual Son
Me: Okay, so I would identify as bisexual.
Dad: And that means you would have a male partner.
Me: Yep.
Dad: Or a female partner.
Me: Yep.
Dad: And that means you're bi.
Me: Yep.
Dad: So that means if you don't find a partner you're on standbi?
Tried to explain my sexuality to my dad..
Me: Okay, so I would identify as bisexual.
Dad: And that means you would have a male partner.
Me: Yep
Dad: or a female partner.
Me: Yep
Dad: And that means you're bi.
Me: Yep
Dad: So that means if you don't find a partner you're on standbi?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Did you just...
My friend was recently diagnosed with bipolar disorder
It took an hour to convince him he wasn't a bisexual polar bear.
guitarists are pretty good as bisexual lovers
on the one hand, their f**... must be pretty good; on the other, their wrist action must be pretty good too.
What do you call a bisexual p**...?
An omniwhore
Just realized I'm bi-s**...
I have to pay to get s**....
I enjoy jokes, but jokes about giving facials to gay or bisexual males?
Come on guys
What do you call a h**... who owns sheep and goats.
Bisexual.
What do a double hinged gate and a bi-s**... have in common?
They swing both ways.
I rather be bisexual than bilingual
It's easier on the tongue.
What chemical do bisexuals like?
*Bi*smuth
The main problem with being bisexual
The main problem with being bisexual is that now there's twice as many people in the world that won't have s**... with me.
What do you call a single, bisexual person?
A person on standbi
Why don't bisexuals eat at Panda Express?
Because they're always telling them to pick a side.
Bisexuals love puns
Because they can be taken more than one way
If robert frost was bisexual...
He would have gone both ways.
Did I tell you my wife is bisexual?
Every time I want to have s**... together I have to buy her something.
I was bisexual once
Sadly it just meant I got turned down by twice as many people
TIL that the word bisexual...
Most often refers to once every two sexuals, rather than twice a s**....
What do you call an Arab man who owns both a goat and a camel?
Bisexual
I knew a bisexual girl who was very lonely
I guess she was all bi herself.
What does a chemist say when he comes out of the closet for being bisexual?
Iodine, Americium, Bismuth.
What do you call a bisexual racecar driver?
The fast and the curious
I'm bisexual and I play bass and electric guitar
I suppose I string both ways
Did you know shower heads are bisexual
Every n**... person they see turns them on
What do you call a motorcycle club comprised entirely of bisexual monarchs from Scandinavia?
The Bikings.
Some people are bi-s**...
I'm just bi-myself
at the end of the day, it doesn't matter if your straight, gay, or bisexual.
at the end of the day, its night.
I was in line at a busy bank...
I was in line at the bank and it was very busy so I had to wait awhile. At the front was a lesbian couple setting up a 529 plan for their new daughter's education. Behind them was a gay man waitinf to refinance his car. A bisexual couple was behind the gay guy talking about a home equity loan. Behind them was a trans person looking for HSA advice for upcoming treatment. I just had to wait behind the LGBT queue.
The hardest thing about being bisexual
Is trying to remember if I'm suppose to have s**... twice a week, or once every two weeks.
Imagine telling someone you're bisexual.
Pessimist: That doubles the number of people who are going to reject you.
Optimist: That doubles the number of people you can date.
Realist: 2 times 0 is still 0.
Rapper 50 cent just came out as bisexual…
He's now called 50/50.
Do you know why Spiderman is bisexual?
Because he swings both ways.
What's a bisexuality favorite candy bar?
What's a bisexual's favorite candy bar?
Mounds and Almond joy, because sometimes you feel like a nut and sometimes you don't.
