The Best 24 Biscuits Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Biscuits jokes. There are some biscuits insignia jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these biscuits biscuit puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Biscuits Jokes and Puns

Every cook has a secret

The Admiral was visiting one of his ships. When having tea he noticed that every biscuit has the ship's insignia embossed on it.

He is impressed and calls the cook to ask him how he does this.

Cook: When rolling the biscuits I slap each one onto my belt buckle before putting them in the oven.

Admiral: That's pretty unhygienic.

Cook: In that case sir, I'd suggest you skip the doughnuts.

For cookery class, our homework was to bake something.

I said I'd bake dog biscuits.

No idea how to, but i have a great excuse when i don't hand in my homework.

A tempting offer

I was tempted by an offer which read, Sausage Biscuits 2 for $1.00".
"How much is it for one? I asked.
"75 cents , she replied.
"Ok, I'll have the other one".

Biscuits joke, A tempting offer

I bought a pack of those animal shaped biscuits,

but had to take them back as the seal was broken...

So I came home today to find a homeless guy munching biscuits over my PC cabinet.

When I confronted him he said he'd clear the cookies later.

What are the most powerful biscuits in the universe?

The Infinity Scones...

My 11 year old just came up with that one on his own...

Do you guys like jokes about the exchanging of bodily fluids for doggy biscuits?

Well, urine for a treat!

Biscuits joke, Do you guys like jokes about the exchanging of bodily fluids for doggy biscuits?

A group of men are out sailing when they decide to see what the chef is cooking for dinner.

They walk in and, being that he doesn't have a rolling pin, see him flattening biscuits with his armpit.

That's disgusting! One guy says to the other.

Yeah, well you should see how he makes donuts!

How are raisins made

grapes eat two popeyes biscuits no drink

Remember past mistakes and never trust the voters to make good decisions...

Southern Biscuits and Gravy was actually a finalist in the Lay's Chip Contest

I bought some ginger biscuits.

Fussy guy didn't even eat them.

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What do you call two biscuits which open easily for everyone to lick the centre?

A whoreo.

How does Bob Marley like his biscuits?

Wit jam in?

A joke from my 7 year old... What do you call a man who dips biscuits into his cup of tea?


What did the biscuit say when it got run over?

Nothing. Biscuits can't talk.

Why did the Nazis feed their farmers dog biscuits?

Because they were German Shepherds.

Biscuits joke, Why did the Nazis feed their farmers dog biscuits?

What kind of biscuits fly?

The plain ones

How did the marshmallow feel when he heard that his brother had been roasted alive and crushed between two biscuits?

He was S'moretified

You thought the Irish were dumb?

Scotch finger biscuits.

I've compiled my bucket list.

I've compiled my bucket list.
4 drumsticks, 4 thighs, original recipe, 2 individual mashed potatoes with gravy, and 2 biscuits.

Meghan Markle must love biscuits,

She even makes her own ginger nut.

What do you call a soup made of small biscuits?


I want to bake a batch of low quality Star Wars biscuits.

I'll be a Wookie Cookie Rookie!

What's a hippie's favorite breakfast?

biscuits and groovy

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