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Biscuit Tin Jokes

3 biscuit tin jokes and hilarious biscuit tin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about biscuit tin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Biscuit Tin Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good biscuit tin joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My Grandad was the best drummer in the world

He used to practice 18 hours a day, seven days a week, every day of the year.
Morning, noon, and night he'd be b**... away with his sticks, so dedicated he was, he didn't even have a set of drums, preferring instead to play on old biscuit tins, bottles, anything he could lay his hands on.
He was still playing right up till the moment he died aged 86 when my grandmother stabbed him in the neck with a fork.

What did the tropical flowers say to the biscuit tin?

*"Hibiscus!"*

What's the loudest noise in the world?

A skeleton m**... in a biscuit tin

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