Birthing Pools Jokes
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Underwater Birth
My wife and I decided to have an underwater child birth. The Dr. said birth in a pool would be less traumatic for the baby.
In hindsight, I don't think we would do it again. It seemed very chaotic as everyone was screaming, pushing, and splashing water as they tried to get out of the pool.
A woman waited to find out the s**... of her baby...
After giving birth in a birthing pool, the baby floated to the surface with no arms or legs.
It's a buoy!
What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?
A midwife crisis.
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