Birthdays Jokes

What are some Birthdays jokes?

Birthdays are good for your health

Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer.

Birthdays are great...

... but too many of them will kill you.

It's scientifically proven that birthdays are good for your health.

The more of them you have, the longer you live.

It's my birthday, so here's a related joke.

Why are birthdays good for you?

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Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

Birthdays can be really nice

But I heard too many of them can kill you

NEW study shows that Birthdays are good for your health

Statistics show that people who have more birthdays, live the longest!

A new study has proven...

A new study has proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.

Birthdays are like my girlfriend

They only come once a year

A recently conducted study reveals...

Birthdays are good for health

people with more birthdays were found to have lived longer

Two old guys are drinking

Two elderly men are out drinking one evening. They've been friends since childhood and they are both approaching their 80th birthdays. As they sit at the bar and reminisce about their lives one of the men glances across the bar and sees another couple of buddies who are also up in years out drinking as well. The man elbows his friend and says "Hey, you see those two old geezers over there drinking on the other side of the bar? That's gonna be us in 10 years." His buddy looks at him dumbfounded and says "That's a mirror dipshit!"

New research shows that birthdays are good for your health

Studies suggest that people with the most birthdays live the longest

21st Birthdays

A boy from Duluth, Minnesota named Lars had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seem that his father, grandfather and great grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthdays, to the boat club across the lake for their first legal drink.

So when Lars' 21st came around, he and his pal Sven took a boat out to the middle of the lake. Lars stepped out of the boat and nearly drowned. Sven managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, Lars went to see his grandmother. "Grandma," he asked, "it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk across the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?"

Granny looked into Lars' eyes and said, "Because your father, grandfather and great-grandfather were born in January. You were born in July."

opinions are like birthdays..

everybody has one & I only know yours because of Facebook.

I went to a really trendy nightclub in town.

The doorman said, Sorry mate, you've had too many.

I said, Drinks?

He said, Birthdays.

Scientist have found out that birthdays are healthy.

Scientists have discovered that people with more birthdays tend to live longer.

Birthdays are healthy for you

Studies show that the more birthdays you have, the longer you tend to live!

Birthdays are good for you....

The more you have, the longer you live.

What's the best thing for your health?

Birthdays...
The more you have, the longer you live!

When does a regular joke become a dad joke?

When the punchline becomes apparent. Except for the fact it decided to stop being one and mysteriously vanished one night, cleaned out our joint bank account, never calls, never showed up to court, never remembers the kids' birthdays, never made their little league games, refuses to pay child support, refuses to get a job to avoid wage garnishment, and yet somehow manages to go on vacations to Mexico with their floozy 20-year-old girlfriend Chastity. F**K YOU, ALAN!!!

I like birthdays...

But too many can kill you.

You gotta think about all those April 1st birthdays...

Their birthday parties must be a joke!

Facebook Birthdays.

Facebook birthdays don't remind me to say happy birthday. Instead, they remind me to systematically remove the kids from high school who I haven't talked to in five years.

"What did you like best about your last job?"

"What did you like best about your last job?"

"Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."

All of Santa's reindeer celebrate their birthdays except one...

Santa decided that the Donner Party was not to be repeated.

On birthdays, I save cash by re-gifting an inside joke.

It doesn't cost anything for me to get it.

Celebrating birthdays is good

Numerous studies say that people who celebrate more birthdays live for longer

My Night Out On The Town

Last Night, I went to a really fancy nightclub downtown. The doorman said, Sorry mate, you've had too many.

I said, Drinks?

He said, Birthdays.

Research says people who have the most birthdays

Live the most.

What does a white supremacist eat at birthdays?

KKKake. No brownies allowed though.

TIL: Studies have shown that people who annually experiance more birthdays tend to live longer.

'The more you know'

Which 2 Birthdays go by the quickest?

the twenty second ones and the thirty second ones

i like to unfriend people on their birthdays, let's them know it's not all about them.

Studies show birthdays are good for you!

People who have more birthdays tend to live longer!

Birthdays.

(def.) The one day people in bad marriages get to have sex.

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