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Birthday Pirate Jokes

28 birthday pirate jokes and hilarious birthday pirate puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about birthday pirate that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Birthday Pirate Short Jokes

Short birthday pirate jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The birthday pirate humour may include short kid pirate jokes also.

  1. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Man, I wish I had paid for all that music...
  2. My favorite pirate joke (no arrr) Say it out loud.
    What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
    I'm 80!
  3. What did the Pirate say on his 80th Birthday? I don't know, but I'm sure someone is gonna repost this
  4. My friend's son wanted to be a "Super-Pirate" for his birthday... But after running against the door he discovered that even a "Super-Pirate" only needs one eyepatch
  5. What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday? "I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"
  6. What did the pirate say on his birthday? Yarr, me parties!
    (I told this to my 8-month old and she burst into tears, so I know it's good!)
  7. A 79 year old pirate has his next birthday this morning.... he wakes up and says to his crew, "AYE-matey!"
  8. An old, hoary pirate was having a birthday party. Someone asked him, "I'd guess you're turning 79, is that right?"
    The pirate replied, "Aye matey"

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Birthday Pirate One Liners

Which birthday pirate one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with birthday pirate? I can suggest the ones about pirate birthday and bad pirate.

  1. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!
  2. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey
    Credit to my sister
  3. What did the pirate say on his eightieth birthday? AYYYYYY MATEY
  4. What's a pirate's favorite part of a birthday party? Dabloons
  5. Why do pirates like birthday parties? Doubloons.
  6. What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey
  7. What does a Pirate say on his Eightieth birthday? AYE MATEY!
  8. Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties? Because they always steal doubloons
  9. On a pirate's birthday, I asked him how old he was His response: "Aye matey"
  10. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? I'M EIGHTY!
    (Aye Matey!)
  11. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? I'm eighty.

Charming Humor Birthday Pirate Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about birthday pirate you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kids pirate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make birthday pirate pranks.