Birthday Party Jokes

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  1. I finally realized my parents favored my twin brother. It hit me when they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday party.
  2. My girlfriend's parents called me a disgusting creep just because I am 36 and she is 24 What a horrible thing to say on our son's 10th birthday party.
  3. My daughter wanted a Cinderella themed birthday party, So I made her and all her friends clean the house.
  4. The worst thief ever came to my birthday party today. I mean, I've seen other thieves, but this one took the cake.
  5. What's the Best Way To Embarrass A Psychic On Their Birthday? Throw Them A Surprise Party.
  6. I was always told to we should celebrate our mistakes I guess that's why my mum throws me a birthday party every year
  7. The cops in my town are looking for a suspect who they are calling the birthday party thief . I've seen a lot of crazy criminals, … but this one takes the cake.
  8. My dad just told us that he wants his next birthday party to be exactly a minute long. It's his sixty second birthday.
  9. Did you hear about that kid that got overwhelmed and burst into tears when his parents threw him a huge Thor themed 6th birthday party? He wanted something a little more Loki.
  10. At my cousin's birthday party, I held up a photo of my uncle and said "It's amazing how you look just like your father did at 40!" That's the last quinceañera I get invited to.

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Birthday Party One Liners

Which birthday party one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with birthday party? I can suggest the ones about kids party and kids birthday.

  1. A friend of mine and I were both born on 4/20. We always have a joint birthday party.
  2. Ever been to a bulimic's birthday party? (fixed) The cake jumps out of the girl.
  3. The animator had a birthday party. Everyone brought gifs.
  4. Why didn't Tom Hiddleston want a big birthday party? He wanted to keep it Loki
  5. How does Google celebrate its birthday? With a search party.
  6. I hate being the only drunk person at the party It totally ruined my sons 6th birthday!
  7. Why won't pluto throw a birthday party? It can't even planet
  8. TIL that anarchists don't celebrate birthdays Because they don't believe in parties.
  9. My daughter wanted me to be a mime for her birthday party. I was speechless.
  10. What do tortillas sing at birthday parties? Fajita jolly good fellow.
  11. I threw a surprise birthday party for my blind cousin. He never saw it coming.
  12. What's a pirate's favorite part of a birthday party? Dabloons
  13. I went to a bulimic birthday party. First time I've seen the cake come out of the girl.
  14. Why do pirates like birthday parties? Doubloons.
  15. How do you ruin a dragon's birthday party? Tell him to blow out the candles on his cake.

Hilarious Birthday Party Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about birthday party you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean christmas party jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make birthday party prank.

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
"Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."

For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.

I've never enjoyed my surprise birthday parties because all I can think about is how good my friends are at lying to my face.

Did you hear about the spy who trashed a kid's birthday party?

He was a good anti-caking agent

My daughter learned to count!

My daughter woke me around 11:50 last night. My wife and I had picked her up from her friend Sally's birthday party, brought her home, and put her to bed. My wife went into the bedroom to read while I fell asleep watching the Braves game.
"Daddy," she whispered, tugging my shirt sleeve. "Guess how old I'm going to be next month."
"I don't know, beauty," I said as I slipped on my glasses. "How old?"
She smiled and held up four fingers.
It is 7:30 now. My wife and I have been up with her for almost 8 hours. She still refuses to tell us where she got them.

What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?

You can have your cake and eat it too.

Careful what you wish for!

I don't think I ever got over
my grandmother's death when I was a kid.
My grandmother died from a heart attack
during my ninth birthday party.
Literally while she was eating cake.
And I guess that must have s**... me up a little bit.
I mean, I still have birthday parties.
But now I'm just careful what I wish for.
—Anthony Jeselnik

p**... Clown

Inside of an Interrogation room
Investigator: Where were you on the 5th of March?
Clown: I was at a kids birthday party
Investigator: what were you doing at the party?
Clown: I was the Clown
Investigator: what were you doing as the clown?
Clown: Showing them my shoe size
Investigator: ...What do you mean?
Clown: I took them into the Closet
Investigator: Did you at least let them out?
Clown: Oh they definitely came out of the Closet when I was done

Nihilistic Kindergartners

David Bloom gained notoriety for his book Piscus Terminus: How to tell your five year old you flushed his fish down the toilet. Noted for its brute realism, the book's message led many kindergartners to spiral into a nihilistic despair, which contributed to the phenomenon of so called Kierkegaardeners , whose existential search for subjective truth in an otherwise meaningless world made birthday parties kind of a downer.

What do you do for a snake's birthday?

Throw a sssssurprissssse party!

I want Tampax!

A little boy was asked by his mom what he would like for his birthday. He answered immediately: "I want Tampax!"
The mother was shocked, then asked him why in the world he would want that for his birthday.
"Because it says in the commercials that with Tampax you can go swimming, ride a horse, or go to a party any time you a want to.

A Priest and a Rabbi are at a little kid's birthday party

They see a little boy bend over to pick up a ball.
"Wow, I'd really like to screw that little boy", said the Priest.
The Rabbi looked puzzled and said "Screw him? Out of what?".

So, I ran into my old Geography Teacher the other day...

and he invited me to his birthday party.
"It's a Geography themed fancy dress party." he said with a grin.
"How's that going to work?" I asked.
"Well, for instance, I'm going as a large Island off the coast of Italy."
"Don't be sicily" I replied...

I'm heading to Thailand next week for a birthday party.

My mother-in-law is turning 19.

Mexican Magician

A Mexican magician was preforming for a large group of kids at a birthday party. He announced at the end of his act that he would now dissappear on the count of three. He grabbed his cape, counted "Uno! Dos!" and he disappeared without a tres.

My girlfriend hired a midget to play the keyboards at my birthday party

I think she misunderstood me. I did not say I wished I had a 12 inch pianist.

Happy Birthday Ray Rice!

I offered to bring punch to the party but, his wife said she already had enough.

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Do you know what my dad and Brad Pitt have in common?

Neither came to my birthday party

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

There are 500 bricks on a plane...

- There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
- What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
Open fridge, put elephant in, close fridge
- What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge
- The Lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which animal is it and why?
Giraffe. He's stuck in a refrigerator.
- Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why?
The alligators are all at the birthday party.
- Sally dies anyways. Why?
She got hit in the head by a flying brick

s**... with me is just like my childhood birthday parties

No one ever comes and I cry when it's all over

What's the worst thing to give a norteño on their birthday?

A SURprise party!!

My two best friends were born on 4/20...

They have a joint birthday party

Did you hear about the jihadist birthday party?

It was a blast.

It's a Jewish man's 95th birthday

His friends decided last minute they would get him a stripper. The only person available was about 70 years old.
At his party, the stripper, tassels at her knees, was giving the old man a lap dance when she said,
"Ooh baby. I'm gonna give you some supa s**... tonight!" To which he replied,
"I'll have the soup"

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

I was asked to be an Elvis impersonator for a kid's birthday party.

I showed up drunk, shot the TV, then died on the toilet.

King Arthur's birthday party at the round table.

King Arthur looked down at the pastries and asked "Are these all Cake?"
"Two are pie" replied Sir Cumference

A husband and wife grow distressed as more and more uninvited guests swarm into their party.

The husband has a plan.
He moves to the front, manages to get everyone's attention, and calls out, "If you're from the groom's side, please stand up."
About one fourth of the guests stands up.
He calls out, "Those from the bride's side, please stand up."
Another one fourth of the guests stands up.
He smiles and says, "If you are standing up, please leave. This is a birthday party."

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

A Spanish magician is at a party

He begins his trick for the birthday girl, grabbing a handful of magic sprinkle dust. He then begins to count, "uno, dos," p**....

He disappeared without a tres.

Went to a bulimic birthday party today...

I saw a cake pop out of a girl.

So, there's a Mexican Magician

A Mexican Magician stands up on stage in front of a kids birthday party. He looks at the kids with a smile and says, "Okay kids, on the count of three, I'm gonna disappear." He holds up his fingers and starts counting "Uno, Dos..." and then he disappeared without a tres.

Facts of life

At his 103rd birthday party, my grandfather was asked if he thought that he'd be around for his 104th.
"I certainly do," he replied. "Statistics show that very few people die between the ages of 103 and 104."

An old man wants to get life insurance

The employee working at the insurance company asks:
'How old are you, sir?'
'I'm 102.'
'102?! And you wanna get life insurance at *your* age? You know what? Come back tomorrow.'
'Tomorrow ain't good. We'll be celebrating my dad's birthday.'
'Your dad's birthday?! How old is he?'
'He's 139.'
'Okay, come back next week then.'
'Next week is definitely a bad time for me. We're gonna have a week-long party for my grandfather's wedding.'
'Your grandfather's weddig?! How old is he?'
'He's 164.'
'And he wants to get married at *his* age?'
'Nah, he doesn't, it's just that his parents are forcing him...'

Birthday Party

My friend's college mentor told her this story:
"So, my friend turned 32 last week, and we wanted to do something for his birthday so we put together a really quick party, only about half a minute long, and when the party ended, he was really confused and asked about the length of the party."
It was his thirty second birthday.

I'm going to a birthday party in Charlotte tomorrow...

Hopefully the looting isn't over because I forgot to buy a present.

Pluto wanted to throw Earth a birthday party on New Year's Eve

But he forgot to planet

My daughter wanted a Disney Princess birthday party…

…so I made all her friends come over and clean my house.

I went to a 4-year olds birthday party once, it was kinda awkward...

...probably because I wasn't invited...

So Thor threw a really small surprise party for his Adopted Brother's birthday.

It was Loki

You gotta think about all those April 1st birthdays...

Their birthday parties must be a joke!

What do cows decorate their birthday parties with?


s**... with my wife last night was like my eleventh birthday party.

Nobody came.

I had booked a U2 for my wife's birthday party...

Unfortunately they had to cancel. Luckily I found a replacement at the last minute. This new guy was amazing. He looked the part, sang all the songs exactly, and even his mannerisms were spot on.
After the party I went up to the replacement and asked how much I owed him for the gig. He said, "Don't worry mate, I'm pro Bono."

Birthday wishes

Next time I have a birthday party, before I blow out the candles, I will say: "My wish is that my wish does not come true."
Whereupon I will watch the universe implode.

As a young man, I used to love my birthday parties

, but now anytime my birthday candles are lit state law requires that a fire extinguisher be present.

After I had my colonoscopy, the proctologist asked if I had any questions.

Apparently "Do you do birthday parties?" was the wrong answer.

What's the difference between a t**... training compound and a kids birthday party?

I don't know man, I'm just the drone pilot.

Me talking about my failed birthday party

Me: the only person who didn't pull out was the one person I wanted to
Friend: who was that?
Me: my dad

Told my gran she needs to write an invite list for her 80th birthday party

She said that's grand I've got the one from my 70th there just cross off the ones that are dead

All of Santa's reindeer celebrate their birthdays except one...

Santa decided that the Donner Party was not to be repeated.

Threw a surprise 40th Birthday party for myself!

Nobody came though. :(

A Father goes to the toy store to buy a doll for his daughter

"It's my daughter's birthday and I want to buy her a barbie."
the toy salesman replies "well, you came to the right place. We have 'barbie goes to the beach' for 30 dollars, 'barbie super party funhouse' for 20 dollars, 'barbie learns to drive' that comes with a toy car and 'divorced barbie' for 100 dollars.
"why is divorced barbie so expensive" the father ponders aloud.
"because she comes with ken's house, car, and kids

I took two protons and two neutrons to my friend's birthday

That's what makes a party cool

After his birthday party, a little boy goes to his mother

Son: Mom, you need to act funnier, especially in front of
my friends. You never make jokes!
Mother: I made you

What's special about a bulimic's birthday party?

Cake jumps out her mouth

What did h**... say to his jewish friend schwitz when he couldnt come to his birthday party?

Awww schwitz!

In 2011, a $3,200 cake made for Paris Hilton's birthday was stolen by a party crasher by the name of "Paz".

I've heard party crashers do crazy things but that one takes the cake.

Gave my girlfriend a surprise b**... party for her birthday.

It was a complete disaster. No one came.

I organised a secret b**... party for my girlfriends birthday

Everybody came, you should have seen her face.

What did the old Catholic priest say when he arrived at a 6 year old boys birthday party?

Happy birthday.

Did you hear about the 30 year old virgins' birthday party?

It was celibatory

I hired a clown for my child's birthday party.

But I don't think he and his friends find Alex Jones funny.

My kids love The Hulk so I painted myself green for my son's birthday party.

Man were they excited to meet Shrek.

I threw my wife a surprise b**... party for her birthday.

You should have seen her face.

How can you tell which two year old birthday party is for the anti- vaxxer's kid?

It's the one being held in the cemetery.

I told my daughter to be sensible before her eighteenth birthday party.

She said, "You are only eighteen once!"
I said, "'re eighteen 365 times, unless it's a leap year."

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