Birthday Messages Jokes

A Girl Was About to Celebrate her 18th Birthday

The mother asked the girl what would she like as a gift.
As the girl was not materialistic, she said even a heartfelt message that will make her cry will suffice.
And the mother said "you're adopted".

My mom just posted in our family group: "It's our fat ones birthday today!"

She is referring to our cat.
10 minutes later, I get a message from my dad: "Happy birthday kid."

Nihilistic Kindergartners

David Bloom gained notoriety for his book Piscus Terminus: How to tell your five year old you flushed his fish down the toilet. Noted for its brute realism, the book's message led many kindergartners to spiral into a nihilistic despair, which contributed to the phenomenon of so called Kierkegaardeners , whose existential search for subjective truth in an otherwise meaningless world made birthday parties kind of a downer.

My dad passed away a few months ago, today would've been his 61 birthday. Blame him for my sense of humor.

My sister messaged me. "How are you doing?"
I Responded. "My elbow hurts and I have a cold sore on my tongue."
"Two lessons learned, don't fight a h**... and don't kiss one."
Super deflect..

On my birthday, my friend messaged me in short, "HBD HBD HBD" So on his anniversary I messaged him, "HA HA HA" 😉😜😂 And he blocked me..😳 Did i say anything wrong..?🤔😉

What message did the t**... receive in his birthday card?

You're the bomb!