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Birthday Knock Knock Jokes

14 birthday knock knock jokes and hilarious birthday knock knock puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about birthday knock knock that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Best Short Birthday Knock Knock Jokes

Short birthday knock knock jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The birthday knock knock humour may include short knock knock birthday jokes also.

  1. My 5 yo son, Samuel, came up with this knock knock joke at his birthday and we were all in tears.. "Knock knock"
    "Who's there?"
    "Sam"
    "Sam who?"
    "Samwhere over the rainbow..."

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about birthday knock knock can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of birthday knock knock puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Birthday Knock Knock One Liners

Which birthday knock knock one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with birthday knock knock? I can suggest the ones about fall knock knock and baby knock knock.

  1. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Abby.
    Abby who?
    Abby birthday!
  2. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Abby.
    Abby who?
    Abby birthday!
  3. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Abby.
    Abby who?
    Abby birthday!

Playful Birthday Knock Knock Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about birthday knock knock you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean money knock knock jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make birthday knock knock prank.

An old man is celebrating his 90th birthday

And his friends pooled their money together and hired a p**... to go to his house.
The p**... knocks on the old man's door and says, "Happy birthday! I'm here to give you super s**...!"
The old man says, "I'll take the soup."

I'm your Birthday Present

It was Jim's 75th Birthday, his friends decided to give him a h**... for his Birthday.
The h**... went to his house and knocks on the door. Jim answers, she says "Hi I'm your birthday present!"
A little startled, he asks "What am I supposed to do with you?"
"I'm yours for supersex" she answers.
Jim replies "Well, I'm 75 years old, so I'll just have the soup."

You can never win

So, the Jewish guy gets two ties from his mom for his birthday.
A couple of weeks later his mom comes for a visit, and he decides to wear one of his ties as a thank you gesture.
He opens the door when she knocks on the door, and the first thing his mom says:
"What's wrong with the other tie?"

My 5 year old made up a joke that I can't stop laughing at.

This joke came from my 5 year old, we have been saying knock knock jokes back and forth and he tells me his jokes that don't make sense. Today he told me this one and I don't think he realizes how funny it is. Here it is in his original wording.
*Knock knock*
Who's there?
Nobody. The man didn't answer because he is dead because he had too many birthdays.

An old man is sitting alone on his birthday in a retirement home when he hears a knock at the door

He opens it to find a beautiful woman, immodestly dressed, smiling at him. She says, "I hear it's your birthday. Your friends here have hired me to give you super s**...."
"I'm sure you're very good at what you do, miss," the man says. "But at my age, I'll take the soup."

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms.
Knock knock
Whos there?
Not Sally.
What did Sally get for Christmas?
We don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.
What did Sally get for her birthday?
Cancer.

45th birthday

Two weeks ago was my and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!" and probably would have a present for me.
As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember.
The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.
I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day."Let's go!" We went to lunch.
We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable".
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake -- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there --on the couch -- n**....

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