Birthday Fish Jokes

23 birthday fish jokes and hilarious birthday fish puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about birthday fish that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Birthday Fish Short Jokes

Short birthday fish jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The birthday fish humour may include short birthday cake jokes also.

  1. A man walks into a seafood shop carrying a trout under his arm. "do you make fish cakes?"
    "Yes we do" replies the fishmonger...
    "Great" says the man, ït's his birthday"
  2. After a great birthday fishing and drinking with the guys, I came home to a very angry wife. Apparently, "Why don't you tie me to the bed and do whatever you want" had some caveats.
  3. Fish Cakes A guy walks into a bar with a salmon under his arm and says, "Do you sell fish cakes here?"
    Bartender: No we don't.
    Guy: That's a shame... it's his birthday.
  4. Man walks into a fishmonger carrying a trout under his arm... He asks the shopkeeper, Do you sell fish cakes?
    Shopkeeper replies Of course!
    Man says, Thank god, it's his birthday!
  5. A man walks into a chip shop with a fish under his arm and asks "Do you have any fish cakes?" "No," replies the owner "we've sold out."
    "That's a shame," says the man "it's his birthday."
  6. I Gave my sister two fish for her birthday and named them one and two So if one does, She'll still have two
  7. Good news, I've been given a goldfish for my birthday...
    The bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
  8. Why was h**... better than Jesus (offensive)? Belated h**... birthday joke! Jesus may have fed 5,000 people with a few loaves of bread and fish, but h**... made 6 million Jews toast.

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Birthday Fish One Liners

Which birthday fish one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with birthday fish? I can suggest the ones about birthday candles and birthday celebration.

  1. What did the fish ask his girlfriend for his birthday? Bass to mouth

Heartwarming Birthday Fish Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about birthday fish you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean birthday card jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make birthday fish pranks.

A man walks into a bakery with a 25lb haddock under his arm.

He asks the baker, "do you make fish cakes?".
The slightly confused baker replies that they don't.
"That's a shame", replies the man. "It's his birthday today".

A man walks into a bakery...

So a man walks into a bakery with a fish under his arm. When he gets in there, the baker greets him and asks him how he could help the man.
"Do you sell fish cakes?", the man asks the baker.
"No, of course we don't!" the baker replies.
"But it's his birthday!"

A Salmon under his arm

Man walks into a fish shop with a salmon under his arm and says to the fishmonger "You got any fishcakes mate?". The fishmonger replies "Course we do mate, it's a fish shop!". "GREAT" replies the man pointing to his salmon "It's his BIRTHDAY!"

A man walks into a bar with a fish under his arm...

He asked the barman if they sold any fish cakes. The barman said no and the man pouted. That's a shame, he said, pointing to the fish, it's his birthday!

A man walks into a seafood restaurant carrying a fish under his arm

He approaches the owner of the restaurant and says, Does your restaurant serve fish cakes?
The owner responds, Yes, of course!
And the man with the fish says, Good, because it's his birthday.

A man walks into the bakers...

A man walks into the bakers with a salmon under his arm. He asks the woman behind the counter "Excuse me, do you serve fish cakes?"
The woman replies, "Of course we don't!"
The man points to the fish and shouts - "Well what am I supposed to do?! Its his birthday!"

It's my cake day so here is my cake joke...

A man walks into a bakery with a salmon under his arm and says do you have fish cakes? The man behind the counter replies, No .
That's a pity, it's his birthday

A man walks into a fishmonger with a fish under his arm...

And asks "do you do fishcakes?" The fishmonger replies that they do.
"Good" says the man, pointing to the fish under his arm, "it's his birthday."

A man walks into a fishmongers...

...with a carp under his arm. He asks the man behind the counter "Do you sell fishcakes?" The fishmonger says "Why, yes we do". "Fantastic!" exclaims the man, pointing to the fish under his arm "It's his birthday!"

Nihilistic Kindergartners

David Bloom gained notoriety for his book Piscus Terminus: How to tell your five year old you flushed his fish down the toilet. Noted for its brute realism, the book's message led many kindergartners to spiral into a nihilistic despair, which contributed to the phenomenon of so called Kierkegaardeners , whose existential search for subjective truth in an otherwise meaningless world made birthday parties kind of a downer.

A man walks into a fish and chip shop...

A man walks into a fish and chip shop with a live trout under his arm.
"Excuse me, do you sell fish cakes?" he asks.
Looking a little confused, the owner replies, "Yes, of course we do"
"Great" the man responds, smiling at his trout, "It's his birthday."

Just a whisper.

So my mother in law was in town today, and we took my son to Walmart to get him something for his birthday. I'm off looking at the fishing rods, and my son Johnny is with his grandmother.
I guess he told her he has to pee, and she got really embarrassed. Told him it's not a polite word, and he should say he has to whisper instead.
So they come find me, and he looks at me and says "Daddy, I need to whisper."
So I kneel down on the floor, and tell him to whisper in my ear. And that's the last time I let my mother in law come stay with us.

Divorced Barbie

One day a father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's

He stops at a toy store and goes in and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean?"

"We have, work out Barbie for $19.95, shopping Barbie for $19.95, beach Barbie for $19.95, disco Barbie for $19.95, astronaut Barbie for $19.95, skater Barbie for $19.95, and divorced Barbie for $265.95".

The amazed father asks: "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

The slightly miffed salesgirl rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:

"Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's truck, Ken's house, Ken's fishing boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's dog, Ken's computer, one of Ken's friends, and a key chain made from Ken's t**...."