Birthday Cake Candles Jokes
21 birthday cake candles jokes and hilarious birthday cake candles puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about birthday cake candles that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Birthday Cake Candles Short Jokes
Short birthday cake candles jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The birthday cake candles humour may include short birthday candles jokes also.
- I could never figure out why birthday cake gave me heartburn. Apparently you're supposed to blow out and remove the candles first.
- Doctor, my eyes burn every time I eat birthday cake. Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
- I used to get heartburn every time I ate birthday cake... ...then I learned you're supposed to blow out the candles.
- What's a good way to tell if someone is an arsonist? They don't blow out the candles on their birthday cake.
- Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn everything I eat birthday cake Doctor: Have you tried taking the candles off before you eat it?
- Patient and Doctor Patient: Doctor, I get a strong stinging feeling in my eyes every time I eat a birthday cake."
Doctor: Next time, blow out the candles. - I was so poor growing up... For my 12th birthday, I got half a cake with 6 candles next to a mirror.
- It was my pet dragon's birthday today We lit the candles on his cake. He was really upset when he tried to blow them out.
- What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza? You can't figure it out? I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.
- Why do we put birthday candles on the top of a cake? Because it is too hard to put them on the bottom.
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Birthday Cake Candles One Liners
Which birthday cake candles one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with birthday cake candles? I can suggest the ones about birthday cake and birthday fish.
- How do you ruin a dragon's birthday party? Tell him to blow out the candles on his cake.
- If you get heartburn every time you eat birthday cake try removing the candles.
- You know you're old... When your birthday candles cost more than the cake.
Birthday Cake Candles Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about birthday cake candles you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wedding cake jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make birthday cake candles pranks.
I get only one b**... per year
I get only one b**... per year, when I blow the candles on my birthday cake.
My dad got me a cake for my birthday
He told me to make a wish and blow out the candles.
Afterwards, he asked me what I wished for.
I said I wished you wouldn't hit me anymore.
Then you shouldn't have said it out loud.
You know you're getting old when...
By the time you've lit the last candle on the birthday cake, the first one has burned out.
You know you're getting old when you have more candles on your cake than friends at your birthday party.
Patient: "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: "Next time, take off the candles."