Birmingham Jokes
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Wrong way
Anna was worried about her husband: he was not home yet from his trip to Birmingham. She phoned him on his mobile, "Where are you, dear?"
"I'm on the M1," he replied.
"I was so worried about you," she said. "The radio reported that some fool was driving along the M1 the wrong way."
"Just one??" he retorted, "There are hundreds of them!!"
Roy Moore opened a clothing store in Birmingham, but it was quickly shut down.
Parents were pretty upset when they realized "Teen girls clothes always half off" was the entry policy, not a sale.
I was cleaning out my elderly neighbour's back garden yesterday when I came across a lamp.
I rubbed the side to give it a clean, and a genie appeared in a puff of smoke
"I'll grant you any wish for releasing me from the lamp!" he boomed.
I looked up and noticed a passenger jet in the sky. In need of a holiday, I said "I wish I was on that plane."
With a whoosh, my wish was granted.
Ten minutes later, I landed at Birmingham Airport.
since we live in Birmingham, I thought it would be a good idea to learn how to play home sweet Alabama on my guitar and play it for my sister.
She wasn't impressed, but our kids loved it!
A lorry carrying 25 tons of Vicks Vapour Rub has overturned on the M6, near Birmingham, spilling it's load onto the carriage way.
The Police have said, there will be no congestion for at least 12hrs.
Little-known fact: a certain former president keeps a large store of personal firearms at a warehouse near Birmingham, AL
It's known as the Barracks o' Bama
The Mayor of Birmingham has died unexpectedly.
He leaves a huge hole.
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