Birdie Jokes
10 birdie jokes and hilarious birdie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about birdie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Birdie jokes have been around since the days of golfers! Get a laugh with these jokes that feature everything from Axel Birdies to Shuttlecocks. No bogeyman necessary - find out why people are tee-d off about these jokes!
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Santa played a round of golf on Christmas day to relax and hit a birdie....
It was a partridge on a par 3.
Jesus, Moses and an Old Man go golfing
and they come up to the par 3. Moses steps up to take a swing and plop, right in the pond. So he steps up to the water, raises his hands and separates the water. He strolls up and chips it into the hole for a birdie. Jesus' turn and he plunks it in the drink, too. He walks on the water, takes a swing and chips it in for a birdie.
The old man steps up to the tee and takes a swing. And, you guessed it, he drops it into the water. Just then a fish swims up and gobbles the ball, a hawk comes flying in from the sky and swoops up the fish. Over the green, the bird lets go of the fish, who slams against the ground. letting the ball go... which rolls into the hole for a hole-in-one. Jesus turns to the old man and says, "Dad, quit showing off."
A man goes golfing
And he hits the most incredible drive, an absolute rocket. 100 down range a bird flies into the middle of the fairway, gets smoked by the ball and drops down dead. The man walks up to the bird and sees that the ball has gone right through!
This begs the question, is it a birdie or a hole-in-one.
If a Birdie is one less than par, and an Eagle is two less than par, and an Albatross is three less than par…
…then, in keeping with an avian theme, why can't a Hole-in-One be referred to as a Bay-Gull?
TL;DR-
A Bagel isn't a Bagel unless there's a Hole-in-One.
Did you hear about the golf match between the black golfer and white golfer from South Africa?
Birdie on the last hole would have won the match for the black golfer, but a par tied.
Why did Tiger Woods get arrested?
He shot a birdie off season.
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Little Birdie
A man was sunbathing at a n**... beach one sunny afternoon when a little girl walks up to the man. The man immediately covers his g**... with a newspaper to shield the girl from looking at them.
"What's under there, Sir?" the naive little girl asks.
"It's my little birdie and he's trying to sleep," the man replies.
"Ok."
The man falls asleep as the girl walks away. He wakes up in the hospital with horrible pains in the pelvic region. He then sees the little girl and asks, "What happened?"
"I went back to get something to feed your little bird and you fell asleep, so I pet the bird and it spit at me so I SNAPPED IT'S NECK, SMASHED HIS EGGS, AND BURNED HIS NEST!!!"
Golfer Kelly Kraft did something exceptional today
He managed to get a birdie and yet still missed the cut
The dyslexic golfer was well on his way to a birdie until he hit a water fowl, killing the golf club's mascot.
No egrets
Why did the golfer's wife cheat on him?
She was looking for a man that could go longer than a birdie.
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