Bird Watcher Jokes
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What is a good bird watcher joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?
One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.
Crows v. Ravens
A bird watcher walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I've always wondered, what's the difference between a crow and a raven?" the bartender asks. "Well, ravens and crows both have large feathers on their wings called 'pinions'. Ravens have 4 pinions on each wing while crows only have 3," the bird watcher replies."So if you think about it, it's just a matter of a pinion."
What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?
A bird watcher.
Why do bird watchers invest so much money in breast cancer awareness?
Because they are greatly satisfied by seeing Tucans.
What do you call a British v**...?
A bird-watcher.
What do you call a British bird watcher?
A lesbian
what do you call a bird with glasses?
a bird watcher.
An avid bird watcher heard an owl hoot
So he thought he'd give a hoot back. To his surprise and delight the bird hooted again. The next night the same scenario occurred.
All Summer, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a log of the "conversations."
Just as he thought he was on the verge of a breakthrough in inter species communication, his wife had a chat with her next door neighbor.
"My husband spends his nights calling to owls," the wife commented.
"That's odd," the neighbor replied. "So does my husband."
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