Bird Strike Jokes
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There was a recall on bird food but most places are offering a refund if you return it.
It strikes me as odd that they would encourage you to give bad feed back.
I often hear of aircraft been taken out of action by bird strikes.
What I want to know is, what does their union even want?
Do you like birds?
I don't know, you just kind of strike me as the type of guy that would enjoy a cockatoo.
A teacher asks her students...
..."there are 7 birds in a tree, if you shoot 3 down, how many would remain?" A smartass jumps up and says "None, all of them would fly away!". Teacher with a bit of belittling tone: "Incorrect, but I liked your style".
Then the student strikes "Ma'am, I'd like to ask a question too. You see three women walking by, eating ice cream. One is eating it by l**... it, the other one is by s**... it and the last one by biting it. Which of these women is married?" The teacher thinks about it for a sec and answers "The one s**... it". The student then says: "No ma'am, it's the one with a wedding ring. But I liked your style too".
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