Bird Seed Jokes

Funniest Bird Seed Short Jokes

Short bird seed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bird seed humour may include short bird feed jokes also.

1. I'll never forget the look on the cashier's face... when she scanned the packet of bird seed, and I asked her if she knew how long it took for the birds to grow once the seeds have been planted.
2. To do list- (1). Go to pet store. (2). Buy bird seed. (3). Ask how long it will take for the birds to grow. (4). Wait for reaction.
3. I bought a bag of bird seed almost 2 months ago. Anyone know how long it takes for the bird to grow?
4. I want to start a bird feeding company. I want to start a bird feeding company.
   All I need is some seed money.
5. I bought bird seed today. Can anyone tell me how long it takes for the birds to grow once I plant them?
6. Bird Seeds 1. Go to the pet store
   2. Buy Bird seeds
   3. Ask the cashier how long it will take for the birds to grow
   4. ???
   5. Profit
7. If apples come from apple seeds and tomatoes come from tomato seeds, how come nothing is sprouting from the bird seeds I planted?

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Bird Seed One Liners

Which bird seed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bird seed? I can suggest the ones about bird nest and bird feeding.

1. Why did the man's bird feed startup go under? The seed money fell through.
2. have you smelled my new seeded aftershave? The birds love it.
3. Why did my Exotic Bird Startup Store fail? I didn't have enough seed money.
4. I bought bird seed today I wonder how long they will take to grow
5. Ambitious birds have no teeth They need to s**... seed
6. How does a bird eat without teeth? It s**... seeds

Bird Seed Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about bird seed you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean birds nests jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bird seed pranks.