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Funniest Bird Of Prey Short Jokes

Short bird of prey jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bird of prey humour may include short birds prey jokes also.

  1. I went to the backyard this morning and I saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast. It was a millennial falcon.
  2. We've got an aviary at home, Sadly one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to 80's music. Our Kestrel Manoeuvres In The Dark
  3. Why do you have to deport sick birds of prey? Why do you have to deport sick birds of prey?
    >!it might be an illeagle!<
  4. An owl and a squirrel are in a tree watching a farmer go by The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.
  5. What did the owl say to the squirrel? Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.
  6. A friend of mine has nocturnal birds of prey nesting in his barn. I'm getting owl-ly updates.
  7. We've got an aviary at home... We've got an aviary at home, but one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to the sounds of '80s synth pop.
    Our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark.
  8. If you own a large bird of prey, it is against the law to let it get sick. That would be ill eagle.
  9. I went to my backyard and saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast. It was a millennial falcon.
  10. What's it called when birds of prey engage in rhythmic combat? A RAP-tor battle!! (Credit to my friend who made this up)

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Bird Of Prey One Liners

Which bird of prey one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bird of prey? I can suggest the ones about bird watching and bird nest.

  1. I was arrested the other day for keeping a sick bird of prey. Turns out it was ill eagle
  2. Why did the priest buy an owl for his church? Because it's a bird of prey
  3. What do you call a narcissist bird of prey? Eagle-centric
  4. What happened after the bird of prey ate it's child? It was filled with egret.
  5. What birds spend all their time on their knees? Birds of prey
  6. What do you call an eagle in church? ...bird of prey
  7. What's another name for a bird of prey? A nun
  8. What do you call a bird of prey born in the 00's. A millennium falcon.
  9. What do call a bird of prey that enters the country without permission? An I'll-eagle
  10. What makes a bird of prey a good hunter? Talont
  11. What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence? A falcon genius.

Bird Of Prey Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about bird of prey you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bird feeding jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bird of prey pranks.

Donald Trump has just signed ANOTHER executive order

it's about foreign birds of prey. the order states that any bird, specifically eagles, who have some sort of illness like flu will not be allowed to enter the country.
Trump has labelled them -
ILL EAGLE IMMIGRANTS

What is the bird of peace?

Dove.
What is the bird of prey?
Eagle
What is the bird of o**... s**...?
s**...

An owl and a mouse are sitting on a branch when a farmer walks by below.

The owl turns to the mouse and says nothing. Because owls can't speak. The owl then eats the mouse because it's a bird of prey.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting on a tree branch, watching a farmer plow his field...

The owl looks at the squirrel, and doesn't say anything, because owls don't talk.
Then the owl eats the squirrel, because he's a bird of prey.

An owl and a squirrel are watching a farmer going by on his tractor

The owl then turns to the squirrel and eats him as, owls are birds of prey.