Bird Migration Jokes
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When birds migrate, they fly in a V. One side of the V is always longer than the other. Know why?
One side has more birds.
TIL about Mexican drug birds.
During the early 60s drug cartels would use South-American mallard flocks to smuggle drugs over the border.
The birds' predictable migration patterns and considerable size made them perfect for the job, until a few years later.
That's when the ducks got wise and just started smoking all the quack.
When geese (ducks, etc.) migrate, they fly in a V pattern. One line of the V is always longer than the other because...
... there are more birds in it.
Why do birds migrate south during the winter?
To get mardi gras beads.
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