Bird Flu Jokes
37 bird flu jokes and hilarious bird flu puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bird flu that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bird Flu Short Jokes
Short bird flu jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bird flu humour may include short bird watching jokes also.
- My daughters favorite joke... What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
One requires tweetment, and the other requires oinkment. - What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu? one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'.
i'm sorry. - What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment!!!!
- The Pope is sick. Apparently the Pope resigned because he was sick with bird flu. He got it from a Cardinal.
- What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu ? Bird flu requires tweetment and swine flu requires oinkment.
- Have you guys heard about the bird flu? I mean, I don't know why it's such a big deal. They tend to do that quite often.
- I caught bird flu while waiting for a flight at the airport I have since found out it is a terminal illness.
- Did you hear that the Pope is in the hospital with the bird flu? I guess he caught it from a Cardinal.
- Did you hear about the new strain of bird flu? Chirpees... a canarial disease... un-tweetable.
- Outbreak - New Strain of Bird Flu Discovered!!! It's called Chirpies.
It's a Canarial Disease.
It's Untweetable.
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Bird Flu One Liners
Which bird flu one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bird flu? I can suggest the ones about birds prey and bird feeding.
- The new Pope got Bird flu... ...I heard he caught it from one of his Cardinals.
- What do vegans get instead of bird flu? Toflu
- Did you hear the pope caught bird flu? He got it from a cardinal.
- The bird developed an illness. i think it started when the bird flu.
- My parents bought me a bird called Enza and in-flu-Enza
- Dr.'s are saying not to worry about the bird flu because it's tweetable.
- Bird flu epidemic or pun?
- Its gone viral Bird flu - 45 million dead chickens and turkeys.
- Did you hear about the deaths from bird flu? They were all chicken
- What is the most Shakespearean way to eliminate bird flu? m**... most fowl.
- The bird flu is pretty n**... Luckily, it's tweetable.
Hilarious Bird Flu Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about bird flu you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bird feed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bird flu pranks.
Wife: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
Me: Well, it has to do with the original animal vectors and -
Wife: No! For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.
Donald Trump has just signed ANOTHER executive order
it's about foreign birds of prey. the order states that any bird, specifically eagles, who have some sort of illness like flu will not be allowed to enter the country.
Trump has labelled them -
ILL EAGLE IMMIGRANTS
They ran out crying 'Bird Flu !!!'
I looked up and couldn't see any, I'm sure they were lying.
The Crow Mystery
Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.
However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.
MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.
The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.
The scientific conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say "Cah", none could say "Truck."
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Humorous story from the web:
Researchers for the Western Australian Main Roads Department found over 200 dead crows on the Great Northern Highway recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and confirmed that it was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during the analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by trucks, while only 2% were killed by cars. The MRD then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The O.B quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of impending danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck".