Birch Jokes
22 birch jokes and hilarious birch puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about birch that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Birch Short Jokes
Short birch jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The birch humour may include short tree bark jokes also.
- New England trees have sprouted legs and are running amok. Officials say: Birches be runnin wild
- Why do birch trees only have daughters? Cuz they kill the male birch trees. Nobody likes those sons of birches.
- My girlfriend told me that if I were a tree, she'd want me to be a Christmas tree so she could spruce me up I told her she'd probably be a huge birch
- The John Birch Society wants American schools to ban protractors. Because a protractor marks angles.
- I pulled my back out trying to uproot a smooth-skinned sapling. That s**... son of a birch!
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Birch One Liners
Which birch one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with birch? I can suggest the ones about spruce and spruce tree.
- Saw a tree with 'Live, Laugh, Love' carved into it It was a basic birch
- Why did no one like the adopted acorn? Everyone thought he was a son of a birch.
- How do you conifer? You swipe its birch certificate and steal its identitree.
- What does an Ent want? A bad birch.
- Son of a Birch Tree - source in comments
- Asked my wife for a tree way and she said no What a birch
- What do you call trees that dont swear? Birch
- What do you call a mass that birds attend? A church tree (birch tree)
- I'm a lying birch Username checks out.
- What did Kendrick Lamar say when he a walked into a tree? "Birch, don't kill my v**.... "
- Autocorrect can be a real birch. d**...!
Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Birch Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about birch you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean maple jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make birch pranks.
A young tree, curious about his lineage, asked an older tree, "Am I the son of a beech, or the son of a birch?"
The older tree replied, "I don't know, but your mom was the finest piece of ash in the forest!"
When they fell in love, they carved their initials into a tree.
When they got married, they added a year. And for each kid, initials and a year. Then finally one day, while camping under the tree, it fell and killed them all. Which goes to show that karma's a birch.
Two trees in the forest one day noticed a seedling that was growing between them.
But the trees were so tall, they couldn't tell what kind tree it was.
One day a kindly b**... came by, and the two trees asked the b**... if he could tell them what kind of tree was growing between them.
The b**... started nibbling at the seedling and said, That's no son of a beech. He nibbled a little more and said, That's no son of a birch.
He nibbled a little bit more, and exclaimed, But that's the best piece of ash I've had in a long time!
