Bipolar Jokes
116 bipolar jokes and hilarious bipolar puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bipolar that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
For those struggling with bipolar disorder, knowing how to laugh at yourself and your situation is key. This article identifies and explores bipolar jokes, which help to make light of the related changes in mood and behavior that typically accompany a diagnosis of bipolar disorder. Learn about bipolar weather, bipolar 2, Cartesian tantrums, and other humorous ways to cope with the challenges of bipolar disorder.
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Funniest Bipolar Short Jokes
Short bipolar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bipolar humour may include short bulimic jokes also.
- What's the difference between a bipolar conductor and a violinist who has been told not to stand out? One varies their bravado, the other buries their vibrato
- Did you hear what happened to Lithium? He was arrested for battery charges. Some say he's bi-polar.
- I found a really good website for bipolar disorder. Unfortunately it keeps going down randomly
- A polar bear was shifted to antarctic and it started to have mood swing turns out, the bear was BIPOLAR.
- My mate went to Alaska and fell in love with both a male and female bear... He's Bipolar..
- I walked into the psychiatrist office the other day with a penguin and an ice bear Got diagnosed with being bipolar :(
- The weather has been really unpredictable lately... I'm really starting to think the earth is bi-polar
- My bro asked what's it like being diabetic? I said it has its highs and lows I asked him what it was like to have Bipolar disorder, he said it has its ups and downs
- My therapist just diagnosed me with bipolar disorder and extreme indecisiveness. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
- What's the difference between a bipolar person and a loft full of lemons? One's a bit erratic and the other's a bitter attic.
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Bipolar One Liners
Which bipolar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bipolar? I can suggest the ones about manic depression and borderline.
- I hate being bipolar, it's great
- What do you call 2 depressed bears? Bipolar
- What do you call a bipolar magnet? A magnet
- Why does water keep changing its state? Because it's bipolar
- My doctor told me I'm Bi-Polar I wasn't sure to laugh or cry.
- I found out today my brother's bi-polar. Apparently he likes male and female polar bears.
- Why did the man with bipolar go to the nail salon? Because they offer manic cures
- I used to wonder why the world was so crazy Then I realized that it was bipolar.
- What type of bear is bisexual and experiences mood swings? Bi-polar.
- Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist? Because it was bipolar.
- I went to a swimming pool with my bipolar friend He dissolved
- Why did the bear go to the psychiatrist? Because he was bi-polar.
- My band is called Bipolar We play mood swing...
- Everybody says the World is depressing Well, it is bipolar...
- I've been diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder, I have mixed feelings about it.
Bipolar Disorder Jokes
Here is a list of funny bipolar disorder jokes and even better bipolar disorder puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call that weird sensation when you are suddenly teleported from North Pole to South Pole or vice versa? Bi-polar disorder.
- I just got home from the psychiatrist and got some good and some bad news The bad news: I got a bipolar disorder. And the good news: I got a
bipolar disorder. - I just read a book about Bipolar Disorder. One hand I liked it and sent it to everyone I know, on the other hand I burned it and my house down.
- My friend was recently diagnosed with bipolar disorder It took an hour to convince him he wasn't a bisexual polar bear.
- Last week, I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder... At first, I was ecstatic.
- I have a bipolar disorder
- What do you call a person with Schizophrenia, kleptomania, bi-polar disorder and anorexia? Mixed Nuts
Bipolar Weather Jokes
Here is a list of funny bipolar weather jokes and even better bipolar weather puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Do you know why the weather has been all over the thermometer? It's bipolar.
The Funniest Bipolar Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about bipolar you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean depression jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bipolar pranks.
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How do you bid farewell to a s**... open Arctic animal with a mental disorder.
"Bye bye bi bipolar polar bear!"
Ever wonder why it rains one day, and is sunny on the next?
Because the world is "bipolar".
What do psychologists call a bear who likes to eat penguins?
bipolar...
What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?
A bipolar bear.
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All this time I thought Bipolar was a big white bear with no s**... preference.
What do you call an insane bear?
A bi-polar bear
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Being Bipolar s**......
I love it
What's worse than a polar bear?
A bi-polar bear.
What's the worst part of being bipolar?
The fact you love it.
Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?
Because it's bipolar.
I was worried when I found a Magnemite in my bathtub while playing Pokemon-GO
I guess he's Bi-Polar
I finally get why everyone on earth is so moody...
This whole planet is bi-polar.
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s**... and mentally confused white bear
Bipolar bear
Why did the bear beat his wife, eat their children and leave for the arctic?
Because he was bipolar.
My girlfriend said she was "Bi".
Little did I know she meant bipolar...
What lives at the North Pole and takes Lithium?
A bi-polar bear.
[OC, circa 2005]
What has more ups and downs than a rollercoaster, but the same thrills?
Dating a Bipolar girl.
What is the most dangerous animal?
A bipolar bear.
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What do you call a s**... curious Eskimo?
Bi-polar
We should care more about the mental health of batteries..
They are all bipolar.
What do you call a bear that's into both males and females?
Bipolar
My girlfriend is so bipolar!
She's either inflated, or deflated and hidden.
Do you know what makes our planet such a crazy place?
It's bipolar.
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A large white bear walked into a bar, laughed, made out with the hottest girl, broke down sobbing, and had s**... with a guy in the bathroom stall. A customer asked the bartender "Sheesh, what's his problem?"
"Bipolar"
Did you hear Earth is seeking psychiatric help?
It's bipolar...
Travel advisory: Polar bears visiting the South Pole have been reporting extreme manic depression.
It's not easy being bipolar.
What train did santa go on when he couldn't make his mind up?
The Bipolar Express
I found the woman of my dreams. She said she was bi.
I was excited. Turns out she meant BIpolar.
I met a guy with a girlfriend in the arctic and a boyfriend in Antarctica...
Bipolar
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"I love the North Pole and hate the South Pole!! No, hold on, I love the South Pole and hate the North Pole!!"
A bi-polar bear...
Why does Magneto go from bad to good & back again so often.
His powers make him bipolar.
Why is the earth so emotionally unstable?
It's a natural effect of being bipolar.
My friend who suffers from bipolar disorder called from the lobby.
He said, "Hey, I'm feeling great today. You want to go do something?"
I said, "Sure! I'll be down in a minute."
He said, "Well, that makes two of us."
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A special group of polar bears that live in the Arctic and Antarctic have been seen with dual personalities and s**... attraction to both sexes..
I guess you could say they're Bi-polar bipolar bi polar bears.
The Earth is bipolar
Little known fact about polar bears:
They love the cold. Maybe that's widely known. On the other hand, Bipolar bears sometimes love it, sometimes hate it.
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Why did the white pansexual bear have such large mood swings?
Because it is a bi-polar bear
Why is that psychiatrists don't want to visit Arctic areas?
They can't handle bipolar bears.
A male polar bear walks into his psychiatrist's office wearing a dress.
What seems to be the problem today? The psychiatrist asks.
I don't know. Here lately it just seems like everything makes me angry and that I have no way to control my emotions. What do you thinks wrong?
I think you're just bi-polar.
Hey! What do they call a bear that has uncontrollable emotions?
A Bipolar bear.
What is an Eskimo's sexuality???
Bi-polar
Catherine Zeta-Jones revealed she's bipolar
Half the time she's Zeta, the other half she's Jones
What do penguin and polar bear have in common?
They are not bipolar.
I've been diagnosed with bipolar
It's not that bad..... it has it's ups and downs
How do you know the earth is female
Because it's bipolar
Why do polar bears only live at the north pole?
Because if they also lived at the south pole, they would be bipolar bears.
Why do magnets get angry?
Because they're bipolar.
Why did the battery die?
It was bipolar.
First we had an ice age, now there is global warming.
It's almost as if the Earth is bipolar.
If the coca-cola bear had random anger fits,
he'd be a bi-polar bear.
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Living in the Midwest, the temperature is going from -30 a few days ago to 60 tomorrow
s**... bi-polar vortex
A man was attacked, then saved, by a bear.
It was bi-polar.
What do you get when you mix a Grizzly Bear with a Polar Bear?
A Bi-Polar Bear.
What do you call a family member with bipolar that stays still?
A Manic Kin
What do you call a bear that has been to Antarctica and the North Pole?
A bipolar bear
One thing I've noticed about being bipolar
it has its ups and downs
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What do you call a big hairy gay guy who's got mood swings?
A bipolar bear
A bipolar patient, dementia patient, and narcissist walk into a club.
And the announcer says Welcome to the first 2020 presidential debate.
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My sister is so dumb, she tells everyone she is bipolar
Because she is working at two different s**... clubs.
