Bipolar Disorder Jokes

Funniest Bipolar Disorder Short Jokes

Short bipolar disorder jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bipolar disorder humour may include short bipolar jokes also.

1. I found a really good website for bipolar disorder. Unfortunately it keeps going down randomly
2. My bro asked what's it like being diabetic? I said it has its highs and lows I asked him what it was like to have Bipolar disorder, he said it has its ups and downs
3. My therapist just diagnosed me with bipolar disorder and extreme indecisiveness. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
4. What do you call that weird sensation when you are suddenly teleported from North Pole to South Pole or vice versa? Bi-polar disorder.
5. My doctor just told me I have bipolar disorder. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so I did both.
6. I just got home from the psychiatrist and got some good and some bad news The bad news: I got a bipolar disorder. And the good news: I got a
   bipolar disorder.
7. I just read a book about Bipolar Disorder. One hand I liked it and sent it to everyone I know, on the other hand I burned it and my house down.
8. My friend was recently diagnosed with bipolar disorder It took an hour to convince him he wasn't a bisexual polar bear.
9. What do you call an animal that hibernates with a disorder that makes their moods change quickly? A Bipolar bear
10. What do you call a person with Schizophrenia, kleptomania, bi-polar disorder and anorexia? Mixed Nuts

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Bipolar Disorder One Liners

Which bipolar disorder one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bipolar disorder? I can suggest the ones about manic depression and depression.

1. I've been diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder, I have mixed feelings about it.
2. Last week, I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder... At first, I was ecstatic.
3. What do you call a bear with a disorder? A bi-polar bear.
4. I have a bipolar disorder

Bipolar Disorder Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

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