Biopsy Jokes
5 biopsy jokes and hilarious biopsy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about biopsy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for some humor in the midst of the uncertainty of prostate biopsies and mammograms? Look no further than this collection of biopsy jokes from Sanders. Enjoy some lighthearted and goofy jokes to bring a smile to your face!
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What is a good biopsy joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Either way, the results are not good
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.'
'Mrs. Sanders, please.'
'Speaking.'
'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good.'
'What do you mean?' Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
'Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for h**.... We can't tell which is which.'
'That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?' questioned Mrs. Sanders.
'Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time.'
'Well, what am I supposed to do now?'
'The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.'
After my biopsy the Doctor told me that my tumor was benign...
From the look on his face I guess shouting "BINGO!" wasn't the right response.
How did the woman react when the doctor suggest she have a brain biopsy?
She gave him a piece of her mind.
Billfold Biopsy
While I was in the hospital, the surgeons found a large lump in my wallet…
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But they got all of it.
What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?
B9
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