Biology Teacher Jokes
52 biology teacher jokes and hilarious biology teacher puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about biology teacher that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Biology Teacher Short Jokes
Short biology teacher jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The biology teacher humour may include short science teacher jokes also.
- My biology teacher grew human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab, the results... ... speak for themselves
- In biology class my teacher asked "What is most commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" was not the right answer
- My biology teacher asked me what was the ugliest vegetable IMO. Apparently, Stephen Hawking was the wrong answer.
- Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting? They didn't have any chemistry.
- Biology Joke Biology teacher:
Can anyone name a disease?
Student:
I can sir.
Teacher:
Well done. Whose next? - I failed my biology test today. There was a question that asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" I guess my teacher didn't think "black people" was a good answer.
- Biology Teacher: "If you can't stop making puns about plants, I'm going to need you to get out." Me: *leaves*
- The biology teacher asks Johnny if he can describe what a specimen is? Sure teach, a specimen is an Italian astronaut!
- My biology teacher said there is no evolutionary advantage to blue eyes. She must have never heard of the holocaust.
- What did the biology teacher tell the frog? Looks aren't everything, it's what inside you that really matters.
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Biology Teacher One Liners
Which biology teacher one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with biology teacher? I can suggest the ones about math teacher and chemistry teacher.
- Why did the physics teacher breakup with the biology teacher ? There was no chemistry
- My Biology Teacher Asked What ATP is... I replied, "where Native Americans live."
- My Biology teacher told me ants are female The males are called uncles
- Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along? Because they have no chemistry
- My biology teacher failed me for the year. "You've gotta be chitin me", I said.
- My biology teacher stubbed his toe today and screamed.. Mitosis
- I thought I was gay in primary school My biology teacher called me a Homosapien
- I asked my biology teacher how he makes his class so interesting He told me: s**... cells.
- I love my biology teacher.... **He gives great life lessons**
- What did the p**... biology teacher say? s**... cells.
- Why do Biology teachers have to teach about Meiosis? s**... cells.
Howlingly Hilarious Biology Teacher Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about biology teacher you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean physics teacher jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make biology teacher pranks.
My wife's a biology teacher...
This morning she asked how I wanted my eggs.
I told her, "Ovariesy."
My male biology teacher was going out with my female physics teacher.
He had the Biology
She had the Physics
Sadly, they split up. There wasn't any Chemistry between them.
Stuttering Cat
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.
A little girl raises her hand "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
"That must've been scary", said the teacher.
"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'....
And before he could say f**...', the Rottweiler ate him!"
The Stuttering Cat
This is always the most successful joke I tell. Maybe you guys will like it.
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well," she began
"I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
"That must've been scary," said the teacher.
"It sure was," said the little girl.
"My kitty raised her back, went 'Ffffff!, Ffffff!, Fffffff,' but before she could say f**...!,' the Rottweiler ate her!"
A short collection of jokes....
Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you?
Kids: Meat!
Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon!
Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?
Kid: homework!!!
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder..
Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off.
Boy:say me
Girl:me
Boy: you forgot the d
Girl: there's no d in me
Boy: not yet there isnt :)
One day while in a bank, an old lady asked if i could help her check her balance... so i pushed her over
Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasnt the correct answer
Enjoy and post some funny ones i can havea laugh at...
Do cats stutter?
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.
A little girl raises her hand "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
"That must've been scary", said the teacher.
"It sure was", said the little girl.
"My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'....And before he could say f**...', the Rottweiler ate him!"
So my biology teacher asked me what are in cells...
I said "black people" and somehow that wasn't right
My biology teacher flunked me when she asked me what is commonly found in cells.
Apparently, black people wasn't the answer she was looking for.
A biology teacher runs into a bank holding a flower.
He says "Everybody on the ground, I have a pistil!"
I fell asleep in biology class today...
The teacher woke me up and I casually told him that I was studying my inner eyelid.
A student is going through some hypotheticals about snakes to their biology teacher
student:"What if it bites me and it dies?"
Teacher:"that means you're poisonous."
Student:"What if it bites itself and I die?"
Teacher:"It's voodoo."
Student:"What if it bites me and someone else dies?"
Teacher:"That's correlation, not causation."
Student:"what if we bite each other and neither of us die?"
Teacher:"that's k**...."
An anatomy teacher was teaching the basics of male biology...
An anatomy teacher was teaching the basics of male biology to her class. She explained what the u**... and t**... are to her class, when a student raised his hand and said,
"I thought that the u**... and t**... were just two different terms describing the same thing?"
The teacher responded,
"No, that's not correct. There's a vas deferens between the two."
2 Muffins are in a oven
One of them says, it's hot in here,
The other one screams ahhh! talking muffin.
I know this is bad but my biology teacher said it and wanted to prove it was a bad joke.
Why did the biology teacher and rhe physics teacher break up?
Because they had no CHEMISTRY.
Mr. Rogers the biology teacher called on Mary
"Can you tell me the part of the body that, under the right conditions expands upto 6 times it's normal size?"
Mary gasped and said in a huff, " Mr. Rogers! That is a very inappropriate question. The principal will be hearing of this. " She sat down red faced.
"Susan, can you tell me the answer?" asked Mr. Rogers.
"The pupil of the eye, under dark conditions." said Susan.
"That is correct. Now Mary, I have three things to say to you, Firstly, You have not studied your lesson.
Secondly, You have a dirty mind. And Third, boy are you going to be disappointed someday."
The biology teacher told us our skin is the biggest o**......
Here i was thinking it was the one they play in the church down the road!
What did the funny biology teacher tell to his class full of homosexual students?
I'm a fungi and you're algae!
My wife and i made a list of people we would have s**... if we got the opportunity
She chose Channing Tatum,David Beckham,Brad Pitt,Chris Hemsworth and Bradley Cooper.I chose her sister,her cousin that was at our wedding,neighbours wife,girl that works as a clerk in Walmart and our son's biology teacher
My biology teacher asked me to make a diagram of bacteria.
When he questioned why I submitted a blank piece of paper, I told him : "it only appears blank because its invisible to the n**... eye"
Today in my biology lesson, my teacher told us that all big cats hunted by hiding, except leapords.
When I asked her why, she said, "Well, because they're always spotted."
