Following is our collection of funny Biology jokes. There are some biology chem jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these biology cell biology puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
"Will it happen at a ball?" he asks. "no , in a biology class"
This morning she asked how I wanted my eggs.
I told her, "Ovariesy."
and when you wake up you cannot remember what class you are in. A demonstration is happening at the front of the class. How do you figure out where you are?
If the demo moves its biology, if it stinks its chemistry, and if it doesn't work its physics.
Because toe jokes may be cheesy, but eye jokes are cornea.
I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were NOT the correct answers.
Q. who was the Jewish prophet that led the water molecules across the partially permeable membrane?
A. osmoses
Biology teacher:
Can anyone name a disease?
Student:
I can sir.
Teacher:
Well done. Whose next?
In Mike Rowe Economics and Mike Rowe Biology.
Cell culture.
One of the questions was, "name two things commonly found in cells."
Apparently, young blacks and latinos was not the right answer.
The question was "what are commonly found in cells?" I guess "black people" wasn't the right answer.
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Because sex cells.
Hoping for good news he goes to meet with a fortune teller.
The fortune teller closes her eyes, makes some strange sounds, and finally says, "You will meet a beautiful young girl that will want to know everything about you"
The frog gets excited and says, "Wow! When will I meet her? At a party?"
"No," replied the fortune teller, "in her biology class."
A frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is going meet a young girl.
The psychic tells him, "Yes, you are."
The frog replies, "Where? In a bar or at a party?"
The psychic says, "In biology class."
Because they have no chemistry
A few cells enter a bar. They sit in a corner and talk amongst themselves, drink moderately and don't pick up a fight with anyone. They leave the bar quietly.
Because they were cultured cells..
Apparently black people wasn't the right answer.
I'll see myself out.
They lack chemistry.
Because sex cells.
Thought of this joke while doing biology homework, is it any good?
The question was: "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently, "African Americans" wasn't the correct answer.
Apparently, "black guys" isn't the answer to the question "What is found in cells."
**He gives great life lessons**
I guess my teacher didn't think "black people" was a good answer.
Black people was the wrong answer...
I said "black people" and somehow that wasn't right
I almost got expelled in an Online Biology crash course earlier. They asked me what the major constituent of cells are.
Turns out, "black people" is NOT a good answer.
I was asked to name a parasite currently living in Britain.
Apparently 'Muslims' isn't the correct answer.
They didn't have any chemistry.
To be honest, they kept getting cornea and cornea....
My grade is below C level.
Apparently "black people" was not the right answer
They asked; "what is something commonly found in cells?"
Apparently black people wasn't the correct answer
She must have never heard of the holocaust.
There was no chemistry
Biology 😉
Multiplication in biology means reproduction, which is microscopically accomplished by cell division.
You can always guess the anther
Sex cells.
Apparently, Stephen Hawking was the wrong answer.
Apparently black people was not the answer.
I replied, "where Native Americans live."
He comes upon a question: "What separates the head from the body?"
Ahmed answers: "The axe"
... speak for themselves
He told me: Sex cells.
He says "Everybody on the ground, I have a pistil!"
Process of elimination.
It was something like Who's Lily and You aren't even in AP Biology
One Student: "Relative Dating? This isn't Alabama!"
The guy said, "Give me all your money or else you're biology!"
I said, "Don't you mean history?"
He told me "Don't change the subject!"
The frog grew curious and wanted to know when and where it would happen, to which the Oracle replied, 'next year, in a Biology lab'!
student:"What if it bites me and it dies?"
Teacher:"that means you're poisonous."
Student:"What if it bites itself and I die?"
Teacher:"It's voodoo."
Student:"What if it bites me and someone else dies?"
Teacher:"That's correlation, not causation."
Student:"what if we bite each other and neither of us die?"
Teacher:"that's kinky."
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline. His personal psychic advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" "No," says his advisor, "In her biology class."
An anatomy teacher was teaching the basics of male biology to her class. She explained what the urethra and testicles are to her class, when a student raised his hand and said,
"I thought that the urethra and testicles were just two different terms describing the same thing?"
The teacher responded,
"No, that's not correct. There's a vas deferens between the two."
One of the questions asked. What are normally found inside cells?
Apparently, 'Black People' was not the correct answer.
He quickly flicks through it and realises something is missing.
"Where's your appendix page?"
"Easy", she says, and points to her lower abdomen.
Sure teach, a specimen is an Italian astronaut!
The males are called uncles
Because they have no Chemistry
Sex cells.
"**New study reveals migrating Crows' droppings may be responsible for great barrier barrier reef bleaching**"
The article receives widespread criticism from the scientific community. Marine biologists across the globe insist that coralation does not imply Cawsality.
Biodegraded
Because they had no CHEMISTRY.
Here i was thinking it was the one they play in the church down the road!
Looks aren't everything, it's what inside you that really matters.
Me being a biology student , I shouted - MITOSIS
I told him, "I think your fly is open."
But I'm telling you that you're a 100% CUTIE!!!
I used to teach history, but thats all in the past.
I started teaching biology but my heart wasn't in it.
I tried teaching chemistry, but there were elements i didnt understand.
I was offered a job teaching maths, but something didn't add up.
I was sent to Germany to do food science, that was the wurst.
I've started teaching physics, its got potential.
A frog goes to a fortune teller and asks him to tell about his future.
Teller: You will encounter a very beautiful girl in your life and you will lose your heart to her.
Frog: (Being excited) Where will I meet her ?
Teller: In a biology class.
*leaves*
Donald Trump's resume when he applied to be a presidential candidate.
Me and my big face-hole thingy.
She chose Channing Tatum,David Beckham,Brad Pitt,Chris Hemsworth and Bradley Cooper.I chose her sister,her cousin that was at our wedding,neighbours wife,girl that works as a clerk in Walmart and our son's biology teacher
He's unprepared, but starts looking for common sense answers and writes down:
- Contains all the nutrients a baby needs,
- Doesn't need heating,
But he still needs one more. And just as the time is about to run out, the student writes:
- Has great packaging.
The aftermath was really difficult.
To observe their e-fish-in-see
If anyone needs me, ill be in my lab.
A frog goes to a fortune teller to find out if he will ever be lucky in love.
The fortune teller reads his palm and tells the frog, "I have good news and I have bad news. Which would you like to hear first?"
The frog asks for the good news first.
The fortune teller says, "You are going to meet the most beautiful girl, who is going to be very interested in you and will want to know all about you. She will want you to open up for her and you will give her your heart."
That's great!" says the frog. "But what's the bad news?"
Well, you're going to meet her in Biology class."
"Analysis" is what happens after Taco Bell.
When he questioned why I submitted a blank piece of paper, I told him : "it only appears blank because its invisible to the naked eye"
Dad, what's sex?
He sits there and contemplates, and thinks that if his daughter is old enough to ask the question then she is ready for the answer.
He proceeds to tell her of the birds and the bees, love and how human biology works.
Why? He asks
Well, mum said dinner will be ready in two secs
Biologist : Hey wanna hear a joke?
Friend : sure, go ahead
Biologist : bone of the upper arm
Friend : wow, that's humerus
(I'm not even a dad and idk if this counts as a dad joke but anyways thought of this while studying biology so had to post it)
Too many cells
When I asked her why, she said, "Well, because they're always spotted."
It was on a ram page.
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