Biology Jokes

Funniest Biology Short Jokes

Short biology jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The biology humour may include short science jokes also.

1. Father: Son, you were adopted. Son: What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"
   Father: We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.
2. My biology teacher grew human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab, the results... ... speak for themselves
3. I failed a biology test today, they had asked me what was commonly found in cells Apparently black people was not the answer.
4. my 14 year old came back with this after his biology class Q. who was the Jewish prophet that led the water molecules across the partially permeable membrane?
   A. osmoses
5. My biology professor's favorite joke What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme!
6. I failed my AP Biology test... They asked; "what is something commonly found in cells?"
   Apparently black people wasn't the correct answer
7. My biology teacher asked me what was the ugliest vegetable IMO. Apparently, Stephen Hawking was the wrong answer.
8. I was being mugged the other day... The guy said, "Give me all your money or else you're biology!"
   I said, "Don't you mean history?"
   He told me "Don't change the subject!"
9. Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting? They didn't have any chemistry.
10. Biology Joke Biology teacher:
    Can anyone name a disease?
    Student:
    I can sir.
    Teacher:
    Well done. Whose next?

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Biology One Liners

Which biology one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with biology? I can suggest the ones about physics and biologist.

1. I think I'm failing my marine biology class My grade is below C level.
2. My sister stepped on my toe. Me being a biology student , I shouted - mitosis
3. What does prison have in common with biology? Cell culture.
4. Why don't criminals study biology? Too many cells
5. How do you pass a biology test on excretion? Process of elimination.
6. My Biology Teacher Asked What ATP is... I replied, "where Native Americans live."
7. What class does Tumblr hate the most? Biology 😉
8. Between biological males and biological females... ...there's quite a vas deferens.
9. My Biology teacher told me ants are female The males are called uncles
10. I finally graduated as an expert in female biology I studied abroad or two
11. Why do innovators study marine biology? To observe their e-fish-in-see
12. Twins. Having twins is the biological equivalent of buy one get one free.
13. Why don't biology and physics get on? They lack chemistry.
14. I was going to meet my biological dad today but he pulled out at the last minute.
15. What do you call it when your Biology grade is close to an F? Biodegraded

Biology Teacher Jokes

Here is a list of funny biology teacher jokes and even better biology teacher puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Biology Teacher: "If you can't stop making puns about plants, I'm going to need you to get out." Me: *leaves*
• The biology teacher asks Johnny if he can describe what a specimen is? Sure teach, a specimen is an Italian astronaut!
• My biology teacher said there is no evolutionary advantage to blue eyes. She must have never heard of the holocaust.
• What did the biology teacher tell the frog? Looks aren't everything, it's what inside you that really matters.
• Today in my biology lesson, my teacher told us that all big cats hunted by hiding, except leapords. When I asked her why, she said, "Well, because they're always spotted."
• So my biology teacher asked me what are in cells... I said "black people" and somehow that wasn't right
• My wife's a biology teacher... This morning she asked how I wanted my eggs.
  I told her, "Ovariesy."
• A biology teacher runs into a bank holding a flower. He says "Everybody on the ground, I have a pistil!"
• Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along? Because they have no chemistry
• My biology teacher failed me for the year. "You've gotta be chitin me", I said.

Cell Biology Jokes

Here is a list of funny cell biology jokes and even better cell biology puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division. Multiplication in biology means reproduction, which is microscopically accomplished by cell division.
• In Biology, I learned Mitochondria was the powerhouse of the cell In Prison, I learned Bubba was the powerhouse of the cell

Marine Biology Jokes

Here is a list of funny marine biology jokes and even better marine biology puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Signing up for Marine biology this semester was disappointing. I never learned what's going on in Le Pen's head.
• My friend is an expert in Finance and Marine Biology Which makes borrowing money from him a problem, since he's a real Loan Shark.
• Marine biology I was going to study marine biology dude. Turns out it was just a lot of maths.
  Really dude? What course?
  Algae brah.
• I need to study marine biology. It will help my find the porpoise in my life.

Hilarious Fun Biology Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about biology you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean phys jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make biology pranks.